duo Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said: If this season had 8-10 games left instead of 4, I'd put money on Lampard taking these down. They look as bad as anyone in the bottom 5. I just don't get why they thought it was a good idea to bring him in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAK Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, 54 said: Out of the signings Chelsea have made this season, how many of them have been even remotely successful? Enzo Fernandez = £120m Wesley Fofana = £80m Mykhaylo Mudryk = £70m Marc Cucurella = £65m Raheem Sterling = £56m Bernoit Badiashile = £38m Kalidou Koulibaly = £38m Noni Madueke = £35m Malo Gust = £30m Carney Chukwuemeka = £18m Aubameyang = £12m David Fofana = £12m Joao Felix = £11m Loan fee Zakaria = £3m Loan fee Chukwuemeka, maybe? Bit unfair on Malo Gusto as he joins them next season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Just now, SAK said: Bit unfair on Malo Gusto as he joins them next season I was wondering why I had absolutely no idea who he was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dembacha Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, 54 said: Out of the signings Chelsea have made this season, how many of them have been even remotely successful? Enzo Fernandez = £120m Wesley Fofana = £80m Mykhaylo Mudryk = £70m Marc Cucurella = £65m Raheem Sterling = £56m Bernoit Badiashile = £38m Kalidou Koulibaly = £38m Noni Madueke = £35m Malo Gust = £30m Carney Chukwuemeka = £18m Aubameyang = £12m David Fofana = £12m Joao Felix = £11m Loan fee Zakaria = £3m Loan fee Chukwuemeka, maybe? Fofana has been absolute shite for them whenever I've watched. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Bit worrying for Chelsea the ref walking off the pitch waving to someone he knows in the Arsenal end mind 🙂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Hope Nkunku sacks his agent for lining this shit show up for his next move Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Just now, 54 said: I was wondering why I had absolutely no idea who he was Scored a superb OG the other week. He’ll fit right in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, 54 said: Out of the signings Chelsea have made this season, how many of them have been even remotely successful? Enzo Fernandez = £120m Wesley Fofana = £80m Mykhaylo Mudryk = £70m Marc Cucurella = £65m Raheem Sterling = £56m Bernoit Badiashile = £38m Kalidou Koulibaly = £38m Noni Madueke = £35m Malo Gust = £30m Carney Chukwuemeka = £18m Aubameyang = £12m David Fofana = £12m Joao Felix = £11m Loan fee Zakaria = £3m Loan fee Chukwuemeka, maybe? Convinced you’ve made up at least 3 of those Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 I don't think I've seen a manager sacked at half time before Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 This is what happens when you try and throw money at fundamental problems. The owner is an ignorant, interfering fuckwit The squad doesn't give a single fuck about the club they're representing. They signed for the money. The manager is incompetent. Palpably out of his depth with virtually zero skill, experience and unable to motivate his squad It's fucking amazing how wrong they've got it. If you wanted to deliberately try and waste a billion quid in a year you'd pretty much have done what this gormless cunt has done with his cash. A billion quid bonfire wouldn't have been as entertaining though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Looks like knowing the club isn't all it's cracked up to be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Astroblack said: It’s the best of two evils. Can’t stand female commentators. Most of them sound like pre pubescent boys, they’re placated to by the main commentator when they stumble over their word(which they do A LOT). They simply can’t keep up with what’s going on on the pitch. Why can’t they just commentate on women’s matches? If they were good, I wouldn’t say anything but they’re simply not good enough for the job. So much silence when they’re commentating. Feel like they need to be poked with a stick to be reminded that this is the time you need to make a comment. I'd prefer silence over the kind of inane shit the likes of Waddle, Goodman or the like come up with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Disco said: You’d have been fizzing earlier. They were going on about Isak’s dribble v The Ev inferring it was at SJP. I can hear him now. "This flat-pack genius. Delivered. The instructions simply read GE.HOMON.BOLLEN." Fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, 54 said: Out of the signings Chelsea have made this season, how many of them have been even remotely successful? Enzo Fernandez = £120m Wesley Fofana = £80m Mykhaylo Mudryk = £70m Marc Cucurella = £65m Raheem Sterling = £56m Bernoit Badiashile = £38m Kalidou Koulibaly = £38m Noni Madueke = £35m Malo Gust = £30m Carney Chukwuemeka = £18m Aubameyang = £12m David Fofana = £12m Joao Felix = £11m Loan fee Zakaria = £3m Loan fee Chukwuemeka, maybe? Fucking hell. You just made me remember all the fuss with them signing Enzo and I've hardly heard anything about him ever since he signed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said: Hope Nkunku sacks his agent for lining this shit show up for his next move Forgot he agreed to sign for them. Bet he's buzzing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Need Fat Frank to get out his hairdryer at HT. Unfortunately it's probably a real one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 18 minutes ago, Unbelievable said: A penny for Boehly’s thoughts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 minute ago, nufcjb said: Fucking hell. You just made me remember all the fuss with them signing Enzo and I've hardly heard anything about him ever since he signed. Enzo is a good player, but for that money you want to be signing someone who can win you football games off their own boot. He isn’t going to get you goals and assists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Now he knows Big Sam is back on the market, Boelly might be on the phone to him to hijack his move to Leeds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, 54 said: I was wondering why I had absolutely no idea who he was Probably best of that lot then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 (edited) 1 thing I wish for Sunday. I don't want the away supporters having the chance to mumble AARRSS-NAL AARRSS-NAL AARRSS-NAL repeatedly. It's the most annoying chant in the league for me. Bleed my eardrums out. Edited May 2, 2023 by nufcjb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Chelsea have now scored ONE goal in their last 7.5 games. Absurd how bad they have been Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, nufcjb said: Fucking hell. You just made me remember all the fuss with them signing Enzo and I've hardly heard anything about him ever since he signed. ‘Don’t sign players off of World Cups’ has always been a truism, but Boehly is a grade A clown. Unproven players being signed for ludicrous fees - Mudryk was another. They might well come good, but there is enormous risk to signing players like that for the sort of money you pay for the proven finished article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Astroblack said: It’s the best of two evils. Can’t stand female commentators. Most of them sound like pre pubescent boys, they’re placated to by the main commentator when they stumble over their word(which they do A LOT). They simply can’t keep up with what’s going on on the pitch. Why can’t they just commentate on women’s matches? If they were good, I wouldn’t say anything but they’re simply not good enough for the job. So much silence when they’re commentating. Feel like they need to be poked with a stick to be reminded that this is the time you need to make a comment. Canny sexist that like pal Don't want to get into it or owt but Alex Scott and Emma Hayes are really good for a start. Pretty sure you can’t put a co-commentator's shitness down to their sex like. Agree that Carney's shite. Edited May 2, 2023 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Haha I just assumed Madueke was some kid Lampard called up to prove a point to Mudryk, Ziyech et al, but no he cost £35m apparently Never even heard of him before this game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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