Jørgen Strand Larsen

[bobbydazzla]

 

 

[Checko]

2 hours ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

 

He was on one of my lists but I ruled him out on account his surname is utterly horrendous.

Ha, I ChatGPT'd a list of strikers we could sign and he was one I wanted purely because of his name. Though I do live my life with the maxim 'when in doubt, get a big, fucking German'

[Dr.Spaceman]

6 hours ago, Checko said:

Ha, I ChatGPT'd a list of strikers we could sign and he was one I wanted purely because of his name. Though I do live my life with the maxim 'when in doubt, get a big, fucking German'

 

I found him going from player to player on Fbref's 'similar players', starting off at someone like Isak or Ekitike. Even that doesn't throw up many attainable names you'd think "aye, he'll do"

[NEEJ]

Would it not be pronounced "Viper"? Pretty cool if so. 

[Nucasol]

3 minutes ago, NEEJ said:

Would it not be pronounced "Viper"? Pretty cool if so. 

 

Our very own Top Gun if we get him.

[TK-421]

It's spelt like weiner (weener/veener), so maybe it's pronounced more like 'weeper/veeper'.

 

 

Edited August 23, 2025 by TK-421

[gbandit]

1 hour ago, NEEJ said:

Would it not be pronounced "Viper"? Pretty cool if so. 

Do we need another snake tho

[Coco]

36 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

It's spelt like weiner (weener/veener), so maybe it's pronounced more like 'weeper/veeper'.

 

 

 

In German, generally, ei is pronounced like eye, and ie is pronounced like ee. 

 

[John P]

25 minutes ago, Coco said:

In German, generally, ei is pronounced like eye, and ie is pronounced like ee. 

 

Correct James. It's pronounced Viper

[Swissmag]

1 hour ago, TK-421 said:

It's spelt like weiner (weener/veener), so maybe it's pronounced more like 'weeper/veeper'.

 

 

 

no, it‘s pronounced „Viper“

[Drewboy74]

12 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

 

That is fucking horrible 

[The Prophet]

 

[SUPERTOON]

Just now, The Prophet said:

 

Obviously didn’t see Isak at the end of last season.

[Matt1892]

 

[Whitley mag]

Good chance this happens next week if I was a betting man.

 

If we could somehow get Isak back involved we’d all of a sudden have a very strong all scandi strike force.

[Matt1892]

I watched the game and he wasn’t too bad in the first half, it was a good running battle between him and Diakite. He managed one attempt where he climbed above everyone around the penalty spot and had a good header on target, he got it down low but too close to the keeper.

 

Second half Wolves went down to 10 early and we’re up against it, it looked like Bruce ball with everyone behind the ball and Strand Larsen 50 yards from his nearest team mate.

 

He looked like a man contemplating his life choices between the red card until he went off.

[Nucasol]

6 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

 

I’d be smashing the water bottle about if I was about to be denied moving to a Champions League club and tripling my wages too.

[LFEE]

6 minutes ago, Whitley mag said:

Good chance this happens next week if I was a betting man.

 

If we could somehow get Isak back involved we’d all of a sudden have a very strong all scandi strike force.

I would advise you against making that bet.

[Geordie Magpie]

Lads clearly talented scoring 14 last season and didn't have much service today ( should of scored that header) but I feel like Wissa will fit our playing style a lot more, think JSL would frustrate us, rather slow and lethargic and a bit like Wood when he played for us

 

Happy to be proven wrong if he did sign

 

 

Edited August 23, 2025 by Geordie Magpie

[Matt1892]

Or he read Troy Deeney’s article on the coach down to Dean Court this morning.

[Whitley mag]

2 minutes ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Lads clearly talented scoring 14 last season and didn't have much service today ( should of scored that header) but I feel like Wissa will fit our playing style a lot more, think JSL would frustrate us, rather slow and lethargic and a bit like Wood when he played for us

 

Happy to be proven wrong if he did sign

 

 

 

Think he’d bring Gordon and Elanga into the game brilliantly and be a real focal point. Also real presence in the box.

 

Ideally you’d have Isak or Wissa as the alternative and we’d have two very different options up front.

[LFEE]

2 minutes ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Lads clearly talented scoring 14 last season and didn't have much service today ( should of scored that header) but I feel like Wissa will fit our playing style a lot more, think JSL would frustrate us, rather slow and lethargic and a bit like Wood when he played for us

 

Happy to be proven wrong if he did sign

 

 

 

Agree 👍🏻 Not who I’d want us to sign unless it was some gamble at the fee Wolves have just paid. The fact the figures talked about are triple is madness to me. 

[Gottlob]

28 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

 

Worse than Isak in a way, who at least is sulking on the sidelines and allowing us to face teams with a full complement of eleven players.

[Kimbo]

Wolves would basically be volunteering for relegation by selling him.

[Andy]

3 minutes ago, Gottlob said:

 

Worse than Isak in a way, who at least is sulking on the sidelines and allowing us to face teams with a full complement of eleven players.

 

The description in that tweet is literally Isak at the end of last season though.