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[Guest]

Stamford Bridge too.

Last goal of the Dalglish era.

Seem to also remember him scoring for Sweden against England while a Newcastle player in a defeat to them under Keegan? Might have just been after. 
 

EDIT: He was still here but it was Hoddle. This just about sums him up.

 

Alan Shearer fired Glenn Hoddle's side into an ideal start after just 74 seconds - but two blunders in a two-minute period in the first half handed the initiative to the impressive Swedes.

First David Seaman did well to parry Stefan Schwarz's swerving 30th minute free-kick - but no one in the England defence picked up Andreas Andersson for the rebound, and his tame shot looped off Tony Adams into the net.

 

 

Edited May 8, 2021 by Optimistic Nut

[nufcjb]

17 minutes ago, Inferior Acuña said:

Aye he did, through on goal, put us 2-0 up in the second half in front the away end. My first trip to Anfield.

 

 

That opening theme brings back memories. The current one is just hideous.

[Superior Acuña]

2 hours ago, Inferior Acuña said:

Aye he did, through on goal, put us 2-0 up in the second half in front the away end. My first trip to Anfield.

 

 

I believe I read Stuart Pearce say somewhere that this game was the end of his NUFC career. Gullit slated him or something after and he knew that was it and he didn't play again.

[Disco]

Absolutely classic Steve Lodge (Barnsley, South Yorkshire FA) don’t get the card out properly red n all. The shit David Elleray.

Thought Anderson’s goal was a long ranger so no idea what I’ve conflated that with.

[Candi_Hills]

Goal machine

 

[relámpago blanco]

The man, the myth, the legend. 

[ED209]

Constant Hockling. Even during a pandemic 

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

48 minutes ago, ED209 said:

Constant Hockling. Even during a pandemic 

Watch the extended highlights on the club website and just after two minutes there's a shot of Stephen Roger triumphantly bringing up some buttery phlegm.

[ToonArmy1892]

Sky especially, showing replays of a shot or something whilst the ball is in play.

Just show the fucking action.

[toon25]

2 hours ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

Watch the extended highlights on the club website and just after two minutes there's a shot of Stephen Roger triumphantly bringing up some buttery phlegm.

Classy as always, wuh Steve 

 

 

Edited May 9, 2021 by toon25

[TBG]

Modern day social media giving us an influx of these every time a player has a decent game.

Theres was none of this back in the days of Bebo

 

[Fantail Breeze]

I find social media completely cringeworthy in relation to sports/football.

If it’s not one of those poorly put together graphics of someone who has passed away, it’s a fake quote attributed to someone, Sky’s media circus or something as crap as the above.

You also get the loons like Stifler on social media with bizarre opinions about decisions, referees and VAR after every single tackle/card/goal.

[Disco]

3 hours ago, TBG said:

Modern day social media giving us an influx of these every time a player has a decent game.

Theres was none of this back in the days of Bebo

 

 

Why the fuck would a Burnley fan give even the slightest of fucks about that?

[Wullie]

Remember that Burnley Youtube kid who went to the NUFC 4-3 Norwich game and basically videod himself watching the entire game, what a fucking whopper.

[Yorkie]

I liked that video. At least he's not one of the actual Newcastle fans who do it. 

[Superior Acuña]

On 08/05/2021 at 17:50, Optimistic Nut said:

Stamford Bridge too.

Last goal of the Dalglish era.

Seem to also remember him scoring for Sweden against England while a Newcastle player in a defeat to them under Keegan? Might have just been after.

Also scored against Arsenal in Europe for AIK.

And the last minute winner v Turkey that took Sweden to the 2002 WC.

 

 

Edited May 14, 2021 by Inferior Acuña

[Stifler]

On 12/05/2021 at 13:05, Fantail Breeze said:

I find social media completely cringeworthy in relation to sports/football.

If it’s not one of those poorly put together graphics of someone who has passed away, it’s a fake quote attributed to someone, Sky’s media circus or something as crap as the above.

You also get the loons like Stifler on social media with bizarre opinions about decisions, referees and VAR after every single tackle/card/goal.

You what mate?

I go on about referee’s on here but I say the standard of them is poor in general, and I have said that long before VAR came along. I firmly believe VAR isn’t a problem, it’s the referee’s (including those in charge of VAR) which is the problem. If you go back to before VAR everyone thought VAR would prevent all these band decisions, and it hasn’t. It shows the problem lies with the officials.

For the record even though I have social media accounts, I rarely post about football on it, in fact I rarely make posts. I also hope you are distancing me from those ‘You’ll do for me Bonny lad’ posts.

 

 

[Wolfcastle]

On 14/05/2021 at 05:07, Inferior Acuña said:

Also scored against Arsenal in Europe for AIK.

And the last minute winner v Turkey that took Sweden to the 2002 WC.

Aye was Hoddle, press well and truly turned on him after it. Andersson and Shearer scoring in the same match novelty.

 

 

Edited May 17, 2021 by Wolfcastle

[Fantail Breeze]

1 hour ago, Stifler said:

You what mate?

I go on about referee’s on here but I say the standard of them is poor in general, and I have said that long before VAR came along. I firmly believe VAR isn’t a problem, it’s the referee’s (including those in charge of VAR) which is the problem. If you go back to before VAR everyone thought VAR would prevent all these band decisions, and it hasn’t. It shows the problem lies with the officials.

For the record even though I have social media accounts, I rarely post about football on it, in fact I rarely make posts. I also hope you are distancing me from those ‘You’ll do for me Bonny lad’ posts.

 

 

I was just referencing your almost weekly “the referee robbed us” posts in the matchday chat  

Usually the decision is so obviously not an issue too.

[Happinesstan]

On 08/05/2021 at 23:50, Optimistic Nut said:

Stamford Bridge too.

Last goal of the Dalglish era.

Seem to also remember him scoring for Sweden against England while a Newcastle player in a defeat to them under Keegan? Might have just been after. 
 

EDIT: He was still here but it was Hoddle. This just about sums him up.

 

Alan Shearer fired Glenn Hoddle's side into an ideal start after just 74 seconds - but two blunders in a two-minute period in the first half handed the initiative to the impressive Swedes.

First David Seaman did well to parry Stefan Schwarz's swerving 30th minute free-kick - but no one in the England defence picked up Andreas Andersson for the rebound, and his tame shot looped off Tony Adams into the net.

Was great in Logan's Run.

[geordie_b]

Exaggerations about how far a shot was from. For example the BBC website currently states “Cavani lob from 50 yards opens scoring” when it was barely even 40 yards

[leffe186]

Commentators being over-effusive about a team playing against 10 men, or hyper-critical about a team playing a man down.

[Deuce]

It’s really my own problem, but I will never for the life of me get the FC, CF, OSC, SS, AS, etc. club titles correctly. If I need to google a foreign club, it’ll always be “*insert club here* FC”

[triggs]

On 23/08/2021 at 21:38, leffe186 said:

Commentators being over-effusive about a team playing against 10 men, or hyper-critical about a team playing a man down.

Good one

[Guest]

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