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Eddie Hall is the Joelinton back up

Howe clearly absolutely despises him which tbf I enjoy.

This. If we didn't have Howe and his diplomacy, where would we be now?

That's fucking poetry, that

That would be ironic

He was our joelinton backup with his physicality and workrate. He would've played a fair amount last year with big joe and his injuries.

You’re not pretty enough to be my spawn.

I'm at this stage now with literally all of our supposed transfers. The money other teams are spending now just makes it feel utterly ridiculous that we should have to worry about what we're spending. Fuck PSR, fuck FFP, Fuck UEFA and the PL and fans of other clubs. If Howe and NUFC want a player, I want him too and I won't lose any sleep about how much it might cost or how it will affect our other targets.

He’s incredibly awkward in person like.

This was posted on Toontastic about Lee Ryder 15 year ago and it's still funny and spot on:

Jam and peanut butter sarnie, white bread, mate

Aye Canadian branch.

US foreign regime change knows no bounds. Funny if you're a cunt though I suppose.

Can easily see that stuff being quietly dropped after everyone blows a fuse at it.

Does he bring a packed lunch? I like to think he does. Cheese n bean melt, pickled onion Monster Munch and a bottle of Dr.Pepper.

I’ve only been in a press room with Lee Ryder once and the utter disdain from his colleagues was heartening

Nah, she's a well known massive lads fan.

Just found this whilst looking through some old stuff: I wrote to him and asked if he was born in the same hospital as me: Top banter.

Alanis Morissette?

After Fender mania great to see another staunch NUFC fan headlining Glasto tonight. Sorry wrong thread.

It probably helps Hope and Edwards and I think Waugh are all on holiday. Caulkin too I think

rather spend a little more on Pedro, and less on a winger.

Poor AndyCap, he's really taking it hard, pinned down and unlubricated. Go gently on him peeps.