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Does this look pretty accurate? Just shows the job we're doing as a club. Amazing.

They're called the big 6 because of their incomes. Which generally translated to those 6 with the biggest wage bills filling the top 6 spots in recent years. Obviously that's not the case re league position in the past 3 years or so.

Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria (previously at NUFC) would make a great Bond villain

Feel like captain obvious here but a draw would be better for GD than a loss.

a) yes but also b) I didn't know they were supposed to be something else, and thus the case is closed on whether the crest needs to be redesigned cos obviously nee fucker even knows what is on the crest. but also c) see the bold bits.

I don't blame them to be fair, Coventry were beyond useless.

thats a crow

Morons at work already giddy at the thought of "gerrin a tigget fur Wemboah". Just taken Coventry for granted it seems

He’s proved a lot of folk wrong. Imagine if he had the same funds at his disposal as the cartel clubs!

Rex The Dog - Change This Pain For Ecstasy.

Looks like he’s wearing a bowling shirt.

Perfect for Howes system aswell.

"I thought it was a fart..."

Am I the only one getting triggered by people calling the mythical animal on our crest a seahorse instead of a hippocampus? I think it might be time for me to collect my pedantic curmudgeon badge 😂

Maybe thats the impetus for the whole thing. Charlene in marketing just cannit get Corel Draw to scale the logo without it going to shit so we're ripping it up and starting again.

Didn’t that account want him sacked a month into the season?

I was about to agree but the text is all pixelated too. They might just be shite at their job.

Survey is very one sided

He loves to rattle the Argentinians.

Kaka should do his logo but with a seahorse instead of a magpie. Would be 100% Certified Pure Taste.

He's a close second but Dan Burn's consistency edges it. I can't remember him having a bad game.

Can someone tell me what the dance tune that they have playing in the dressing room at the end is?

I like our badge and I know the seahorses are there because it's based on the city coat of arms and Newcastle being a maritime city and all that...but having a magpie on the badge actually makes more sense, it's more related to the club itself.

I actually can't comprehend how good he might be. Dubravka Krafth Dummet Lascelles Miley (not there yet) Longstaff Osula Willock Wilson Murphy How many of these players might make it into a squad that's regularly challenging for the top places in the league? 1 maybe 2? It's actually mind-boggling how far we still have to go in terms of squad development. (Only reason I've included Murphy is because he's a late bloomer who come on leaps and bound under Howe himself but I doubt he'd have been signed by any team aiming for the top)