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I really disliked Steve. He was just so shit. And I found the grim a shit attempt at manipulation. He would act as if the bad results were a fluke and he had full confidence he could turn it around. Pardew would look like death when on a bad run. Carver rattled. Rafa would be calm but still serious. All better than that daft grin.

Hope the kid's agent insists on a relegation release clause.

Still waiting for a monitoring tbh.

I, for one, am greyn with envy.

Who?

No medical booked or fees agreed then?

Can’t believe that black shield thing on the shirt is real never doubted was fake when first saw. The rest of the shirt is lovely though,

Trip to Dumbarton with Hebburn next weekend Paully?

Eddie Hall is the Joelinton back up

Howe clearly absolutely despises him which tbf I enjoy.

This. If we didn't have Howe and his diplomacy, where would we be now?

That's fucking poetry, that

That would be ironic

He was our joelinton backup with his physicality and workrate. He would've played a fair amount last year with big joe and his injuries.

You’re not pretty enough to be my spawn.

I'm at this stage now with literally all of our supposed transfers. The money other teams are spending now just makes it feel utterly ridiculous that we should have to worry about what we're spending. Fuck PSR, fuck FFP, Fuck UEFA and the PL and fans of other clubs. If Howe and NUFC want a player, I want him too and I won't lose any sleep about how much it might cost or how it will affect our other targets.

He’s incredibly awkward in person like.

This was posted on Toontastic about Lee Ryder 15 year ago and it's still funny and spot on:

Jam and peanut butter sarnie, white bread, mate

Aye Canadian branch.

US foreign regime change knows no bounds. Funny if you're a cunt though I suppose.

Can easily see that stuff being quietly dropped after everyone blows a fuse at it.