Colos Short and Curlies

Announcements should be made by 11 for transfers to count. To much scope for skull duggery with the current system

We’ve given ourselves options, especially in the middle now, which should allow others to contribute more. Sum of the transfer window is greater than the parts! We can double pivot with Bruno and Joe to allow Willock or Miggy more of a 10 role or go flat three with Shelvey depending on the opposition. ASM has more stability behind him and down the right we have a different threat with Trippier and Fraser or Murphy throwing them into the middle. We’ve also brought in players who haven’t got 19 games of fear in them this season, as they are more on the defensive side then it will help to cut out the nerves at the back, we should see a bounce back from Dubs as well. Would have brought HBA in for 6 months or maybe tried for Perez back. not going to fault the Wood signing. A striker better than Wilson was going to be tough this time round and the relationship he has with Howe would have made it unlikely to get someone on par with him. So we’ve got an alternative type instead for cover and then plan b. yes there are disappointments in missing out on a few ambitious blunts but for who we could realistically go for I’m giving the window a 9 for the impact I think the signings will have on others as well as personal improvements

May help Willock or Almiron as well Joe Bruno Willock or Miggy in front ASM and Lingaard flanking Wilson up front (Wood as an interim)

Disgrace of a human being. unfortunately you know that he’ll serve 5 years max and then another club will give him a contract

Kane

is it not more that Gerrard played with Coutinho rather than he just knew of him? there may be a few fringe players at Chelsea who Lampard will be a pull factor for but he’s not some shining beacon that players will levitate to

That's a mis-spell of my name and I must admit to taking a double take there! For the record I've never been kicked up the arse by a Brazilian (The name is also the reason I started playing in goal for my sins and I'm not sure who is/was worse)

He's a massive fan of Cheryl and Perrie and has just discovered Byker Grove on Le You Tube

That would put you in the title race with a half decent manager

For me Everton are in the awkward position where they are not big enough to just spend there way through a changing landscape but are too big and established to quickly react to it, and are therefore finding themselves lost. The likes of Brighton have adopted a fresh approach to how to structure a club and are able to take a punt on players as their expectations have been low interms of final position (even a relegation and quick re promotion wouldn't hurt them). They are thriving compared to recent years performance. Wolves took on a structure with a major agent driving activity, its worked. Leicester, say no more. Then the likes of City and Chelsea just buy the best to keep ahead. Man Utd have fallen behind in structure but have/had enough in the bank to just about keep up. Palace, Arsenal, Spurs to varying degrees are treading water Everton, Us (although that was by design in many ways) have not adapted with the times. Ashley went for a minimalist approach, Everton have thrown money at a problem without addressing the real core of the club. The money has run out and they have no strategic direction. They are in real danger of going down, and even if they survive it will take a stroke of genius/ big balls or a series of lucky strikes to turn it around.

We’ll that invasion was worse than the time WCW invaded WWE

I didn't realise Boro had fallen so far

If he follows the path of our current Brazilian record holder then he'll be a world class keeper in 2024

606 - around the Woodgate signing Then came here on the recommendation of a poster named ToonAmy who in my head was fit. Registered on Toontastic but rarely posted and not been on in years

it’s harmless fun. plus Rita Ora

I know right. He’s not at Messi level, he’s much better!

There’s no way he’s got either the balls or personality to do that show. like the Shearer guess tonight but for my money it’s Kammy

They’ll have to do it with the current squad or maybe a complete punt on a player nobody has heard of as they have no manager or DoF to get things done. lose to us and it’s brown pants time, not sure of too many of their players have a scrap in them. still going Brentford though, but it won’t be comfortable for Everton

I’m going to call it now — Brentford will be relegated. everton are also deep in the shit, they will struggle to keep their head above water if we beat them

Gotta love the beeb. can Newcastle escape the relegation zone today. well we’re 4 points behind Norwich so I’m going to stick my neck out here and say no

Alright Ray

not having ASM being a better dribbler. He’s got a more show boating style of dribbling but Ben Arfa had it stuck to his foot before deciding to give it a little nudge to power past defenders. Much more effective style. I like ASM and not blind to Ben Arfas failings but imo there’s nothing that ASM scores more highly on

Loves an unnecessary thunderbastard from close range. can never get bored of watching a Hatem highlights reel

I got laughed off the forum when I suggested this a couple of weeks ago. I stand by it, get him in for the rest of the season

so better than a one on three