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Only famous red balloon that matters. Are MK Dongs styling themselves on a kid-killing noncey clown?

Not a good look regardless of tinfoil hatting. Imagine the Scousers rage if the equivalent turned up with a Man Utd one for one of their big games. Victim crusade would be off the Richter Scale.

Body blow for the gravalax and cheeseboard eating Tory top flight terrorisers.

Think it’s 50% off on JD.

Julio Enciso -> Julian Ensico Perves Estupinian -> Pervert Epustinaia

Cartel Six fluffer and data & analytics nonce to give him his full nom de plume.

Should be Labia for that bunch of cunts.

Presuming we’re all here for Lloyd Kelly? Big game for L.Kellz this weekend against Lazio. Don’t lose and they’re a shoo-in for Europe.

To be fair he barely played yesterday…

Meanwhile we can’t spend the gazillions we have.

I thought Michael Mills was supposed to be the biggest hope out of the Academy but Alabi looks very composed.

Gains favour with the uncultured morons on Weirdside with shite like this all the time. Look at his challenge on Miley. They’re happy to win their little battle, meanwhile everyone else wins the war.

Fails the no dickheads rule if his recent appearance at SJP was anything to go by.

Hopefully a load of Fender fans buy it, rather than core NUFC fans. Filthy PSR lucre.

Indeed. Let’s get ready to rumble.

As irritating as it is, that comeback against Lyon was almost like their name was on the cup.

I thought Emil from Stroud was @Froggy. Same patter.

It has a look of Garnacho tbh.

Could, but I see Inter beasting them back at the San Siro. Uncle Gianni will be slinging them another €100m for participation in the Financial Mismanagement Cup this summer along with Chelsea.

The next Kieran Trippier aka Harrison Ashby.

If it’s a niggle I hope he just goes under the knife like Sven did recently and gets sorted for pre season.

Man City 2-0 Wolves Villa 2-0 Fulham Everton 3-1 Ipswich Leicester 1-1 Southampton Arsenal 2-1 Bournemouth Brentford 3-0 Man United Brighton 1-1 Newcastle West Ham 2-1 Spurs Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Palace 2-1 Forest

No one screams Saudi move more than Leon Bailey. Watched 20 minutes of the Married to the Game thing on Prime and his partner was maxing those credit cards.