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Joe Kinnear has triple heart bypass surgery, home on Sunday


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As much as I hate the man, he's still our manager and I certainly don't wish any physical ill on him.

 

Get well soon Joe, surely you'd rather be using your newly found money on a vacation in Aruba rather than facing the stresses of a relegation battle? :)

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  Joe Kinnear is huge right now for our club any one suggesting we need to replace him doesn't have the best interest of NUFC. We can not give him a longer contract but as the same time there is no way we can replace him right now and jeoprdize our future.

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Is there anything else, quite so soap opera-esque, that could happen to us this season ?

 

Any minute now I reckon...Keegan will appear in the shower, say "Good morning" and we'll find out that the entire last season has been a "terrible dream".

 

:kinnear:

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Is there anything else, quite so soap opera-esque, that could happen to us this season ?

 

Kevin Keegan comes out of the shower and the last 6 months was all a dream......

Mike Ashley gets shot - but by who ?

Team bus drives into River Tyne.........

Dennis Wise discovers he's Keegan's long lost lovechild............

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Good luck to Joe, I've always liked the guy, he's out there genuinely doing his all for the club I think. I don't think any of us were too happy when he was appointed but he's done alright for us and kept us out of the bottom three. Best wishes mate and I hope you lead the boys to 5 wins straight when you get out of hospital.

 

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At the hospital, Koe Kinnear, is found out to be Graeme Souness in a mask,..oops that would be scooby doo, not a soap.

 

Well in fairness the end of the season is shaping up to be a bit of a scrappy doo.

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St James' Park is found to have been built on the site of ancient Roman temple, itself built on the remains of an even earlier celtic shrine, dedicated to the worship of local god Antenociticus. Undead Picts and zombie legionnaires stalk its buried corridors, while the anger of the scorned god, driven mad by his long confinement, radiates upward into the cursed SJP turf. Will Chris Mort arrive in time to appease the god with a ritual centre-circle sacrifice of Peter Beardsley before the crucial Premiership fixture...?

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