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20 hours ago, Rafalove said:

What makes a good commentator?

Knowing when to speak and when to shut up, not having an annoying voice and not needing to have a million pointleas stats at hand.

 

I really like Matthew Raisbeck for our games, not sure what I'd think as a neutral.

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2 hours ago, madras said:

Knowing when to speak and when to shut up, not having an annoying voice and not needing to have a million pointleas stats at hand.

 

I really like Matthew Raisbeck for our games, not sure what I'd think as a neutral.

 

Razor is great. I think he's better than Mick Lowes.

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Slight deviating from the topic, but on the BBC Newcastle sports shows a few years ago they had a cricket reporter and he did my nut in. He obviously had a list of questions in front of him to ask his interviewee and he would just go through them, acknowledging the answer with a mere "uh huh", no follow up or conversational tone, and just moved to his next pre-prepared question. I'm not a massive cricket fan, but he did other sports too and was the same regardless of the subject. It sounded so dismissive and kind of ignorant and he was on for the years I used to listen without any improvement or development. I really can't remember his name though. Sorry, but reading these replies has awoken that irritation in me so wanted to vent :)

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17 hours ago, OpenC said:

He is. Justin whatsisface used to be decent on Metro as well tbf. I quite like Ando as well if I'm honest, better than Bob Moncur used to be

If i have to listen to the radio Justin Lockwood is awesome to hear....he's totally NUFC biased and its entertaining.

 

Plus he did the best commentary ever after Cheick Tiote scored against Arsenal.....right up there with that Brazilian commenter who managed to make "Goooaaaallll" last a full 30 seconds

 

From 1.01....

 

 

In my lifetime only this one is better....

 

 

 

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Its neither of those.

 

Best one I remember is Shearers winning goal in the 4-3 against leicester - when the goal went in the commentry was "and shearer..." then a load of incomprehensibly loud gibberish :lol:

 

Im sure there was a few more around that time where the commentator just completely loses it due to the excitement and emotion of it all.

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On 14/12/2022 at 02:18, Mike said:

 

Knowledge, passion, humor, an understanding of the moment. Getting that they're there to accentuate the action, not dominate it. Someone who can feather context (tactical or dramatic) to the moment while also conveying the moment itself.


Jon Miller and Joe Morgan tbh. 

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On 14/12/2022 at 09:18, Mike said:

 

Knowledge, passion, humor, an understanding of the moment. Getting that they're there to accentuate the action, not dominate it. Someone who can feather context (tactical or dramatic) to the moment while also conveying the moment itself.

Exactly the same goes for a sex partner.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Gerrard failed miserably at Villa, he had some success with a club in Scotland that will always have success despite where they were when he came in. Surely this should mean he should never be in the running for another PL job unless he has success at a lower level. However, if a PL manager is let go in 2023, will Gerrard stand a chance of getting it? I obviously think he shouldn’t be anywhere near one, and should go down to league one 

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I'm always willing to bring my thinking and knowledge up to speed so can anyone help me with understanding the current first 11 numbering and positioning? For example, a deeper midfielder was always a 4 but now it's a 6. Where can I find a good explanation of what number refers to where these days? 

 

EDIT: I mean generally in football, not our team specifically.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Stal said:

I'm always willing to bring my thinking and knowledge up to speed so can anyone help me with understanding the current first 11 numbering and positioning? For example, a deeper midfielder was always a 4 but now it's a 6. Where can I find a good explanation of what number refers to where these days? 

 

EDIT: I mean generally in football, not our team specifically.

 

 

 

Old School 1 Goalkeeper

2 Right Back

3 Left Back

4,5,6 Midfield: Right Half Centre Half  Left Half 

7 Right Winger

8 Inside Right

9 Centre Forward

10 Inside left 

11 Left Winger 

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23 minutes ago, Choppy Chop Chop said:

Old School 1 Goalkeeper

2 Right Back

3 Left Back

4,5,6 Midfield: Right Half Centre Half  Left Half 

7 Right Winger

8 Inside Right

9 Centre Forward

10 Inside left 

11 Left Winger 

 

Thank you :)

 

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What would happen if PIF, since they can't just pump money into the club, instead bought 10 million Nufc-shirts from the club shop?

 

That would give us like £750M and PIF could just donate the shirts to people around the world who need clothes ?

 

(If PIF aren't allowed to buy them directly I'm sure they could find a company in SA to do it for them ??‍♂️

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13 hours ago, Peppe said:

What would happen if PIF, since they can't just pump money into the club, instead bought 10 million Nufc-shirts from the club shop?

 

That would give us like £750M and PIF could just donate the shirts to people around the world who need clothes ?

 

(If PIF aren't allowed to buy them directly I'm sure they could find a company in SA to do it for them ??‍♂️

 

What would happen is seven dozen threads would appear on RTG about sportswashing ;) 

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14 hours ago, Peppe said:

What would happen if PIF, since they can't just pump money into the club, instead bought 10 million Nufc-shirts from the club shop?

 

That would give us like £750M and PIF could just donate the shirts to people around the world who need clothes ?

 

(If PIF aren't allowed to buy them directly I'm sure they could find a company in SA to do it for them ??‍♂️

 

Often thought this myself, you'd get them purchased internationally too to avoid easy scrutiny, e.g. sell a few million in Saudi, a few million around other countries.

 

It's basically money laundering, PIF sends a shady business in a shady country £20m, then that shady business buys £15m of Newcastle shirts from 'overseas suppliers', I mean they don't even have to get shipped, who's gonna check if it's somewhere like Somalia? Then for the cost of £20m, we get £15m to 'spend'.

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Clubs make barely anything from actual shirt sales. Unless Silverstone manages to strike a deal like the one Liverpool has with Nike. 

 

Watched the Tifo video on that a few days ago.

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32 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Clubs make barely anything from actual shirt sales. Unless Silverstone manages to strike a deal like the one Liverpool has with Nike. 

 

Sure, but it's just an example item. It could be 'membership packs', 'subscriptions', 'virtual turf', I mean it could be anything.

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Was looking for that thread where we discuss players and how highly we rate them but couldn’t find it. 
 

What type of player was Aguero? I know he was an absolute terror inside the box but I could never pin his game down like you could do an Henry or a Drogba. If I’m doing a best PL 11 in my head or something I usually forget him tbh and that’s weird for a player who was prolific for pretty much his entire career. Was he that? A player you got the ball to around the box and let work his magic. I recently discovered that it was Aguero who retrieved the ball on the halfway line and set off the the move that saw him scoring the Championship winning goal so he was probably doing stuff like that but I never noticed for some reason. 

 

if i’m thinking of a trademark Aguero goal, it’d be the one against Man U where he zipped past a couple players around the six yard box and then lashed home the ball near post with De Gea standing there dumbfounded. 
 

Of course he’s a Premier League legend and probably the best striker of the last decade but there are far more players I enjoyed watching. 

 

 

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