Mole_Toonfan Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Easily one of the worst rumours I've read this season. Farcical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 It's time for Joe Kinnear to shock the world. He is due to 'blow our socks off'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 The Eto link was out there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 There are transfer rumours still WOW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Ok this one is a little more realistic http://www.le10sport.com/football/mercato/mercato-om-le-losc-accepterait-de-vendre-thauvin-en-angleterre-114457 Lille would be willing to sell to NUFC, says we are very interested in Thauvin and 10m euros would be enough for them to sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Willian - aye, right. I know it's the Mirror, but this has Alan Oliver written all over it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 we will make our move just as he is signing his contract at Liverpool..........................just couldnt get him over the line This fucking line must be at the north pole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Ok this one is a little more realistic http://www.le10sport.com/football/mercato/mercato-om-le-losc-accepterait-de-vendre-thauvin-en-angleterre-114457 Lille would be willing to sell to NUFC, says we are very interested in Thauvin and 10m euros would be enough for them to sell. Would be over the moon with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Thought he was off to OM? (read ages ago) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Ok this one is a little more realistic http://www.le10sport.com/football/mercato/mercato-om-le-losc-accepterait-de-vendre-thauvin-en-angleterre-114457 Lille would be willing to sell to NUFC, says we are very interested in Thauvin and 10m euros would be enough for them to sell. Exactly what we're after, him and Ben Arfa switching wings would be majestic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Thought he was off to OM? (read ages ago) Says in that article that they are trying but Lille don't want to sell to a rival, much prefer to sell abroad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Fair do's. If nowt else he seems like a prize contractual bellend, so he will fit in well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Ok this one is a little more realistic http://www.le10sport.com/football/mercato/mercato-om-le-losc-accepterait-de-vendre-thauvin-en-angleterre-114457 Lille would be willing to sell to NUFC, says we are very interested in Thauvin and 10m euros would be enough for them to sell. Exactly what we're after, him and Ben Arfa switching wings would be majestic. They wouldn't though, they'd just provide extra cover for the full backs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The guy's going mental now. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2396331/Newcastle-spent-try-money-isnt-Man-City.html As if the stark contrast in form and financial circumstances are not bad enough, Newcastle also have to contend with a poor history of visits to City. 'I don’t think there is a mental barrier. We have never done well against them,’ admitted Pardew. 'We’ve played in patches, but never over an entire game. I think if we are going to get a result then that’s what we need to do. 'We have beaten all the big teams – Manchester United, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool – or at least taken points from them. 'City are the one team against whom we haven’t got over the line, so it would be fantastic to bury that one as well.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Monday night, 10pm: "We was poor today, perhaps suffering from our lack of Europa League football. Luckily we had no european football to tire us out, that was something we worked hard to get over the line. I'm a bellend". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Beaten all the "big teams" ffs. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. This is not FA Cup third round weekend and we are not Accrington Stanley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Yeah, he's a proper cock end like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I can only assume when he's fucking players' wives he's trying to get it ... get it ... get it http://i.imgur.com/zFwcRaE.jpg over the line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Zombie cosby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Feck me, and i thought JFK was the one needing gagging.. at least he is unintentionally funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "I know we're having trouble getting these games over the line, but there are so many lines on the pitch it's confusing for the players...In life there are lines everywhere and you just have to remain positive...Wait for that bit of magic". [/Pardoo] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Alan Pardew fun facts... Fave TV show: Whose line is it anyway? Fave song: Walk the line by Johnny Cash. Fave film: The Thin Red Line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 White lines, get them over them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Beaten all the "big teams" ffs. f*** off, f*** off, f*** off. This is not FA Cup third round weekend and we are not Accrington Stanley. Can't help but get really irritated by comments like that, no matter how hard I try to ignore him and accept that we are stuck with him. Such comments are actually him admitting his incompetence, and it was as if we'd fluked beating the "big teams". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Just seen Pardew on the Quayside being loaded into a cannon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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