Guest bimpy474 Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Got asked to participate in a Dad's money raising game next Saturday (2pm kick off), Dad's of two kids teams playing another of the same, i said yes no problem. Thinking i was being asked to ref it. The fuckers have me playing in it, in central midfield of all places. I'm nearly 43 ffs. My knee is fucked and i still said yes Only dawned on me it was my youngest boys teams Dad's, against my eldest boys teams Dad's. I've got to play a half for each. I think their trying to kill me CM is just the place though, pulling the strings. I swear John Barnes didn't move from the centre circle for 10 years and everyone thought he was brilliant. Keep your whistle and cards in your pocket and baffle the opposition by blowing up randomly and sending them off. I would, but I have no shame. I might just do that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Can someone link me with the picture of a African kid wearing a Sunderland shirt iirc he is holding a bit of cardboard in his hands. Cheers That post goes so well with your avatar He doesn't mean the one of Jozy Altidore with the SMB sign, does he? Nah, it is 3 African kids playing in mud and one them has a mackem kit on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 It's just emerged that Soldado's wife has had a miscarriage. Turns out it happened a couple of weeks ago. No wonder Defoe was playing, and I'm really glad that it has been handled this way. Terrible news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Watching this Keane-Vieira thing. "You'd have Pires on the right over Beckham? Jesus, Patrick". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Enjoyed that, like. "Do you have any regrets about that tackle?" "No." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Looks like a long injury lay-off for Adebayor: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_mobile_host.htm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Looks like a long injury lay-off for Adebayor: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_mobile_host.htm WTF ? We are bottom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Looks like a long injury lay-off for Adebayor: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_mobile_host.htm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Looks like a long injury lay-off for Adebayor: http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_mobile_host.htm WTF ? We are bottom Incredible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25380989 'You can never score enough goals' Pellegrini is dreamy. Shame he's at such a cuntish club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Apparently Hiddink is going to become Holland manager again after the World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Penalty, straight red and the subsequent 3-game ban is far too harsh, it's always wound me up. Hopefully they amend this. depending on the reasons why for the red (ie a "professional foul" vs hacking down the opponent violently) its a 1 game ban not 3. I don't like the rule but I'd wonder how many more incidents like Suarez in the world cup you'd get if it was just a pen, I'm cynical enough to believe some players would take their chances and blatantly try to stop the goal and take their chances with a pen. I would keep the rule the same in blatant player-being-a-goalie incidents. Last man taking down a man outside the box, red and a freekick. Inside the box a yellow and a penalty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 @feintzebra My GIFfing days may be over due to an email received from someone on behalf of the Premier League... Oops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Arseholes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Such greedy, grasping bastards. Clinging desperately to their precious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25380989 'You can never score enough goals' Pellegrini is dreamy. Shame he's at such a cuntish club. Madrid have never played better than they did with him as boss. Have him over Mourinho any day of the week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Suarez and Cavani were born a month apart in the same city and have grown up to both become two absolutely world class strikers Kluivert and van Nistelrooy were both born on the same day in the same year in Holland I like stuff like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Didn't realise how many of our players fuck about with their socks for matches. Tiote and Shola are doing this: http://www.trusox.com/how-to-wear-trusox.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Not a bad idea actually Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25380989 'You can never score enough goals' Pellegrini is dreamy. Shame he's at such a cuntish club. Madrid have never played better than they did with him as boss. Have him over Mourinho any day of the week. Well said, really enjoyed his Real Madrid side. Actually, I've really enjoyed every side I've seen him manage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob 1988 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Kings of Leon playing at SJP next year... http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20131212/kings-of-leon-to-play-st-james-park_2281670_3573080 It's not the first time the kings of leon have been heard in our stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Champs League Round-of-16 draw. Manchester City v Barcelona Olympiakos v Manchester United AC Milan v Atletico Madrid Bayer Leverkusen v Paris St Germain Galatasaray v Chelsea Schalke v Real Madrid Zenit v Dortmund Arsenal v Bayern Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 tasty. do we know what nights the matches will be? i hope arsenal and man city are on seperate nights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Nice to get some good games at this stage, then stop watching it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Manchester United always get good draws, it's ridiculous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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