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Gordon Strachan has come out with some belters over the last few years but he's just said "They should change the rules to let Rangers, Hearts and Hibs back into the SPL".

 

On Goals on Sunday.

 

Aye go on then Gordon. :lol:

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Put a good friend in the ground today :(

 

The whole concept of funerals/wakes is f***ed up. What's the f***ing point holding a ceremony for him and a big party afterwards if he isn't there?

 

Everyone knew he was going to die soon, so why the f*** didn't we hold the big f***ing party for him a few weeks ago when he was still alive?

 

"Wolfgang would have loved this!"

 

So why didn't we do it two weeks ago when he could have literally enjoyed it in person?

 

 

That's rough man, hang on in there.

 

It's an interesting question, though, although I guess it's rare that people know what's coming. Did you come up with an answer?

 

Ta for the words of support, lads.

 

I'm more of a "Wolfgang has left the building, time to burn his meat suit" than "he's in a better place, smiling down on us" kind of guy.

 

I reckon, if feasible, you should give your loved ones/mates a proper send-off while they're still around to enjoy it. With a bit of luck, they'll die of laughter right there instead of in some skanky hospital bed staring at the wall.

 

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I want to stab Robbie Savage in his stupid face.

 

EDIT: Context; watching MOTD2 now and they're going on about Newcastle fans being fickle over Pardew because of the 'back from the dead' sign.

 

You don't need any context for that post.

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http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/01/luis-suarez-limits-crossing-the-line-book

 

The strange thing perhaps about Luis Suárez’s autobiography is that it is away from the biting, the confrontation with Patrice Evra and all the other controversies that you will find the story that goes as close as anything to revealing the man, and how far he would be willing to go to warp the lines between right and wrong.

 

Suárez is in his last full season at Ajax. They are approaching the final game a point behind the leaders, FC Twente, but with a vastly superior goal difference. Ajax have a trip to NEC Nijmegen where they are widely expected to win. Except they need Twente to slip up at ninth-placed NAC Breda.

 

Suárez, the captain, has a plan. He is so convinced it can work he asks to see the Ajax directors, and he remembers that what he says shocks them. “No, no, no! Are you mad, Luis? Don’t mention that ever again. We don’t do that kind of thing in Holland.”

 

For Suárez, it was not good enough trying to influence one match. He wanted his fingerprints on the other one, too. Suarez had suggested to the directors they offered NAC Breda a win bonus. The response, he says, was “emphatic”. He sounds indignant, struggling to understand their logic, bemused that people with Ajax in their hearts could be so unimaginative. “Everyone was too relaxed for my liking,” he complains. Ajax did their bit and Suárez scored twice in a 4-1 win. Yet Twente won 2-0 and were champions. Suárez seethed in the dressing room.

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Very eloquent takedown of Barclay's bullshit

 

Great, except I'd like to give a bit of advice to the writer:

 

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.” Kurt Vonnegut.

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Very eloquent takedown of Barclay's bullshit

 

Great, except I'd like to give a bit of advice to the writer:

 

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.” Kurt Vonnegut.

 

Bullshit, that. They're a very useful thing and have a very specific purpose.

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