Interpolic Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Less than 4 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I have been trying to forget that this cunt manages us during pre-season, however this thread is still getting bumped every day and my hatred is growing stronger again, especially in light of his brilliant works of fiction in the independent and talk of us monitoring the loop of stuff we may be interested in, exciting times ahead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TruToon94 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Just realized Suarez is a lot like Pardew with the exception of being ludicrously good at what he does. Calling fellow professionals offensive names? Check. Random outburst of violence that result in lengthy bans? Check. Troubled relationship with the press? Check. Both got awards from their peers at the highest level in the PL (LMA/PFA)? Check. Should put the two together in a room. The nut versus the rabbit teeth. Probably get along grand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I hope you didn't waste much time on that rubbish, mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 And certain breeds of dog. And certain breeds of Hitler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/pardew-reaady-to-wait-for-derby-redemption-1-6692587 More guff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 “It’s a key game for us, we know that, but there’s a lot of games before then. It comes on the back of a tough run.” There's the excuse sorted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 such a horrible man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/Jl4jpOC.png Something sort of disturbing about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 This threads gonna get really boring next season unless we can pull out some Pardew lovers to vent against. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Seriously he's such a prick, already blaming our fixtures when they have only been out for a week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Every game is tough. Even if it's a pretty straightforward fixture he'll find a reason for it to be "tough". Not expecting him to come out and say that it's an easy game this week or whatever, but fucking hell he dwells on the negatives and emphasises exactly how difficult every single game is in great detail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/pardew-reaady-to-wait-for-derby-redemption-1-6692587 More guff. 'And Pardew knows a fourth defeat to Sunderland is unthinkable.' I look forward to our 10-0-0 formation in the next derby then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 As usual, no context or reason behind these quotes appearing. Just Alan phoning up journalists at 3am for a chat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Love the headline. Dat editing. By randy savage by how it reads too so it would seem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 ALAN Pardew’s braced for a long wait for the chance of derby redemption with Newcastle United’s fans. Took me another few paragraphs before I realised this was reference to us not playing them till December, rather than not having a chance of beating them for the foreseeable future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 BT Sport just showed some highlights from the Spurs 5-0 away loss. What a depressing day that was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 SO bad that it just wasn't on the Season Review for 11/12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 “It’s a key game for us, we know that, but there’s a lot of games before then. It comes on the back of a tough run.” There's the excuse sorted. Fucking hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dead yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Are you watching Moussa, Alan? Watch and learn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Are you watching Moussa, Alan? Watch and learn Guaranteed gone soon with Debuchy to follow sadly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dead yet? Obviously not, I'm still sober. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 http://gifs.gifbin.com/102011/reverse-1319738930_homer_simpson_hides_in_hedge.gif Dead yet? No? ...... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UUBBVvfBUcM/T1t8Zi673mI/AAAAAAAAA0c/uEdZ-PA4IpI/s1600/homer-simpson-bush-gif.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 From surnamedb.com...... Last name: Pardew This interesting name with variant spelling Pardoe, Pardew, Perdue and Pardey is a good example of the medieval English liking for creating a surname form a nickname. In this instance, the nickname comes from a favourite oath, in Old French "Par Dieu", meaning "by God". There are a number of similar surnames in the modern idiom, such as "Godsafe", "Purefoy" (Par ma foi). 'Pardee' was the common form of the oath in the Middle Ages as in Chaucer's 'Quote'. The Coat of Arms most associated with the family has the blazon of a silver shield, on a chevron embattled counter embattled between three castles sable, as many bombs of the field fired proper, a chief azure. The crest being a silver tower. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Richard Parde, who was a witness, which was dated 1228, in the Feet of Fines Roll, Suffolk, during the reign of King Henry 111, known as 'The Frenchman', 1216 - 1272. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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