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I have been trying to forget that this cunt manages us during pre-season, however this thread is still getting bumped every day and my hatred is growing stronger again, especially in light of his brilliant works of fiction in the independent and talk of us monitoring the loop of stuff we may be interested in, exciting times ahead.

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Just realized Suarez is a lot like Pardew with the exception of being ludicrously good at what he does.

 

Calling fellow professionals offensive names? Check. Random outburst of violence that result in lengthy bans? Check. Troubled relationship with the press? Check. Both got awards from their peers at the highest level in the PL (LMA/PFA)? Check.

 

Should put the two together in a room. The nut versus the rabbit teeth. Probably get along grand. 

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Every game is tough. Even if it's a pretty straightforward fixture he'll find a reason for it to be "tough".

 

Not expecting him to come out and say that it's an easy game this week or whatever, but fucking hell he dwells on the negatives and emphasises exactly how difficult every single game is in great detail. 

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ALAN Pardew’s braced for a long wait for the chance of derby redemption with Newcastle United’s fans.

 

Took me another few paragraphs before I realised this was reference to us not playing them till December, rather than not having a chance of beating them for the foreseeable future.

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“It’s a key game for us, we know that, but there’s a lot of games before then. It comes on the back of a tough run.”

 

There's the excuse sorted.

 

:lol: Fucking hate him.

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From surnamedb.com......

 

Last name: Pardew

 

This interesting name with variant spelling Pardoe, Pardew, Perdue and Pardey is a good example of the medieval English liking for creating a surname form a nickname.

 

In this instance, the nickname comes from a favourite oath, in Old French "Par Dieu", meaning "by God". There are a number of similar surnames in the modern idiom, such as "Godsafe", "Purefoy" (Par ma foi). 'Pardee' was the common form of the oath in the Middle Ages as in Chaucer's 'Quote'.

 

The Coat of Arms most associated with the family has the blazon of a silver shield, on a chevron embattled counter embattled between three castles sable, as many bombs of the field fired proper, a chief azure. The crest being a silver tower. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Richard Parde, who was a witness, which was dated 1228, in the Feet of Fines Roll, Suffolk, during the reign of King Henry 111, known as 'The Frenchman', 1216 - 1272. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

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