loki679 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 You must have misheard. No way can he have said that. I would have crashed the crash in anger! Damned right, I would have carred the car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Alan Pardew speaking to the London Evening Standard; “Sometimes I play that system (withdrawn no.10) with a striker, sometimes with a midfielder. “Last year Cabaye had massive success in the first half of the season. Moussa Sissoko has grown comfortable in that role and he’s probably one of the big reasons why we have picked up.” I told the players we’d beat Man City…; “He is not a Cabaye. He has got a different role. Cabaye was the intelligence of the team, Moussa is like the battering ram. He’ll make a run that blows the back four apart. The goal he scored against Manchester City, Cabaye wouldn’t have got. “We made people sit up a little. I don’t think anybody saw it coming apart from us. I told them in the dressing room we could win.” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 “We made people sit up a little. I don’t think anybody saw it coming apart from us. I told them in the dressing room we could win.” - at half time when he realised the kids weren't going to lie down and get mullered like he expected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Regarding the Myler headbutt incident: “I never really hit him but it’s important when you do something wrong that you don’t hide,” he said. “You admit that you’ve done something wrong and you have to correct it. I’ve worked with a mentor, somebody who’s helped me focus my winning mentality. “My capacity to want to win has overspilt in a couple of incidents and I’ve had to channel that in a better way. That winning mentality will never leave me. “But I need to get it across on to the pitch in different ways, in a more intelligent way, in my preparation, in my concentration at half-time and full-time.” Source: http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-sought-help-after-headbutting-hulls-david-meyler-9867692.html http://giant.gfycat.com/FailingFixedBarnacle.gif Ah the updated Doc gif with the terrible mustache to boot, I needed this in my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Regarding the Myler headbutt incident: “I never really hit him but it’s important when you do something wrong that you don’t hide,” he said. “You admit that you’ve done something wrong and you have to correct it. I’ve worked with a mentor, somebody who’s helped me focus my winning mentality. “My capacity to want to win has overspilt in a couple of incidents and I’ve had to channel that in a better way. That winning mentality will never leave me. “But I need to get it across on to the pitch in different ways, in a more intelligent way, in my preparation, in my concentration at half-time and full-time.” Source: http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-sought-help-after-headbutting-hulls-david-meyler-9867692.html http://giant.gfycat.com/FailingFixedBarnacle.gif Ah the updated Doc gif with the terrible mustache to boot, I needed this in my life. Immediate use. Fucking Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I'd love to see a legit psychiatrist pore over all these quotes, quite sure there'd be several mental health labels attributable to him. I'd no idea the youngsters could actually play football, I had no faith in them. Tried to sell some of them. Played Moussa in his preferred position and he's been a revelation. Bayern Munich take note. I want to win so much I call fellow pro's 2 years older than me 'Old cunts' and headbutt the opposition players. Other teams really need to beware when they have possession. We're so dangerous in that position. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 ' I want the kids in my class to pass so much I slotted one of the lazy cunts one. What struck off? Nazis. ' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete fucking maniac. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete f***ing maniac. yeah, if maniac means "cunt". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Not quite the way that I thought I'd heard it, almost. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02bgqvw 35:38 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Still the uttering a of a madman. What's changed this season? Other than the kids showing him up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Not quite the way that I thought I'd heard it, almost. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02bgqvw 35:38 So he's on about the discipline of their front line? Still a mind boggling comparison to make. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete f***ing maniac. Friend of mine, GP with background in mental health, has diagnosed Pardew as a pure psychopath. In his case, it's indicated by the narcissism you mention, and also by: the anti-social behaviour the violence the compulsive lying the lack of empathy Google 'dark triad'. He's an appalling excuse for a man, and football manager, but in mitigation, he's very ill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 i want to live a day with that delusional level of self assurance instead of the doubt that constantly plagues me. must be nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannybagoftudor Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete f***ing maniac. Friend of mine, GP with background in mental health, has diagnosed Pardew as a pure psychopath. In his case, it's indicated by the narcissism you mention, and also by: the anti-social behaviour the violence the compulsive lying the lack of empathy Google 'dark triad'. He's an appalling excuse for a man, and football manager but in mitigation, he's very ill. My guess would be that this is the psychological profile of a football manager at a big club - or probably most clubs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete f***ing maniac. Friend of mine, GP with background in mental health, has diagnosed Pardew as a pure psychopath. In his case, it's indicated by the narcissism you mention, and also by: the anti-social behaviour the violence the compulsive lying the lack of empathy Google 'dark triad'. He's an appalling excuse for a man, and football manager but in mitigation, he's very ill. My guess would be that this is the psychological profile of a football manager at a big club - or probably most clubs probs the top executives of big business and banks etc tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 The infidelity ( allegedly) allegedly?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Chronic Universal Narcissistic Tendencies to give it it's full medical title. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them. It's an old cliche but it rings true for this fucker. Genuinely think he believes the weapons grade pigshit he comes out with. Cunt's in complete denial as to his own abilities and is prone to flipping out. Section the massive wanker immediately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them. It's an old cliche but it rings true for this f***er. Genuinely think he believes the weapons grade pigshit he comes out with. c***'s in complete denial as to his own abilities and is prone to flipping out. Section the massive w***** immediately. He genuinely lives on another planet, literally everything he comes out with either didn't happen or he's completely revised it in his own mind to be something different to actual happenings. It's insane the amount of revisionism he comes out with weekly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Cruel as fuck, I wouldn't wish him on any mental ward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete f***ing maniac. Friend of mine, GP with background in mental health, has diagnosed Pardew as a pure psychopath. In his case, it's indicated by the narcissism you mention, and also by: the anti-social behaviour the violence the compulsive lying the lack of empathy Google 'dark triad'. He's an appalling excuse for a man, and football manager but in mitigation, he's very ill. My guess would be that this is the psychological profile of a football manager at a big club - or probably most clubs probs the top executives of big business and banks etc tbh. Dunno like, pardew's delusions are on another level Agreed. It's a lazy generalisation to suggest you have to be psychotic to be a successful businessman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Absolutely astonished that just a month after overseeing one of the worst sustained run of results in the history of the club this fucker has got the sheer audacity to now compare his team to Bayern Munich. Arguably the best club side on the planet, certainly one of, and this utter fucking prick wants to mention us in the same sentence as Bayern. On any possible level it's about as pathetic as it gets. Bayern Munich may as well play a different sport to us. Like a spotty teenager bursting a few zits in the mirror and walking away thinking he's James Bond. I absolutely despise the bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Not quite the way that I thought I'd heard it, almost. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02bgqvw 35:38 So he's on about the discipline of their front line? Still a mind boggling comparison to make. And he's still wrong, we don't come close to matching their discipline and work rate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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