LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pardew says any club can get hammered and mentions Arsenal. Yes, Arsenal might have been hammered on a couple of occasions. They haven't been hammered the huge number of time we have. Arsenal have dished out quite a few hammerings of their own. We haven't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 It was the grass that was too green the floodlights that were too bright the Great North Run Jim White on Sky Sports News the Transfer Window the later start time of Great British Bake Off last night the International Break the fans cheering us on too loudly the roadworks on the A1 the colour of the referee's shirt the unrest in Syria Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking-ball Restaurant Week last week the Scottish Referendum the same ineffective corner to Williamson at the back every time the return of The X Factor the Notting Hill Carnival the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale the rising price of petrol the release of the iPhone 6 Justin Bieber's hair do our exuberance at the end the Financial Fair Play rules what the player's agents have been saying the African Cup Of Nations the Olympics the Europa League Kirsty Gallagher's low cut dress that article in the newspaper last week the grass that was too green the grass that was too green the floodlights that were too bright the Great North Run Jim White on Sky Sports News the Transfer Window the later start time of Great British Bake Off last night the International Break the fans cheering us on too loudly the roadworks on the A1 the colour of the referee's shirt the unrest in Syria Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking-ball Restaurant Week last week the Scottish Referendum the same ineffective corner to Williamson at the back every time the return of The X Factor the Notting Hill Carnival the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale the rising price of petrol the release of the iPhone 6 Justin Bieber's hair do our exuberance at the end the Financial Fair Play rules what the player's agents have been saying the African Cup Of Nations the Olympics the Europa League Kirsty Gallagher's low cut dress that article in the newspaper last week the grass that was too green the grass that was too green the floodlights that were too bright the Great North Run Jim White on Sky Sports News the Transfer Window the later start time of Great British Bake Off last night the International Break the fans cheering us on too loudly the roadworks on the A1 the colour of the referee's shirt the unrest in Syria Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking-ball Restaurant Week last week the Scottish Referendum the same ineffective corner to Williamson at the back every time the return of The X Factor the Notting Hill Carnival the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale the rising price of petrol the release of the iPhone 6 Justin Bieber's hair do our exuberance at the end the Financial Fair Play rules what the player's agents have been saying the African Cup Of Nations the Olympics the Europa League Kirsty Gallagher's low cut dress that article in the newspaper last week the grass that was too green that distracted us from winning the ball at corners meant we lost our shape meant we couldnt do what we practiced in training all week meant we couldn't get one over the line caused the players to lose their concentration caused a hostile environment started the game off on the wrong foot meant we couldn't play our strongest team had the groundsmen working late last night meant we had a few injuries meant there was a lack of electricity about the game meant we had a day's less rest means our squad isn't big enough caused a language barrier between the players meant they had an energy level above us caused Cisse to stray offside distracted us from winning the ball at corners distracted us from winning the ball at corners meant we lost our shape meant we couldnt do what we practiced in training all week meant we couldn't get one over the line caused the players to lose their concentration caused a hostile environment started the game off on the wrong foot meant we couldn't play our strongest team had the groundsmen working late last night meant we had a few injuries meant there was a lack of electricity about the game meant we had a day's less rest means our squad isn't big enough caused a language barrier between the players meant they had an energy level above us caused Cisse to stray offside distracted us from winning the ball at corners distracted us from winning the ball at corners meant we lost our shape meant we couldnt do what we practiced in training all week meant we couldn't get one over the line caused the players to lose their concentration caused a hostile environment started the game off on the wrong foot meant we couldn't play our strongest team had the groundsmen working late last night meant we had a few injuries meant there was a lack of electricity about the game meant we had a day's less rest means our squad isn't big enough caused a language barrier between the players meant they had an energy level above us caused Cisse to stray offside distracted us from winning the ball at corners so we couldnt get up field quick enough we'll have to make do with listening to Adrian Chiles we lost there's not much I can do about that it's out of my hands it's up to the players now we lost our momentum we couldnt make any of the signings we wanted to we couldn't get that vital first goal it's hard to recover from that we gave it our best that's all I can ask we'll have to regroup and try again next week we can just concentrate on another competition now the Chronicle are banned the Journal are banned Sorry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Amazing how much he's getting pilloried like. He needs to quit before he's widely accepted as a national joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Looks like he's been kipping in a Darras Hall skip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Looks like he's been kipping in a Darras Hall skip. Looked unwell on SSN. Clearly getting to him and needs to resign to help everyone including himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The great thing is, when his tenure here ends his career's going to sink like a boulder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The great thing is, when his tenure here ends his career's going to sink like a boulder. It already did, him being sacked from league 1 Southampton. The man is a fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 hes knows this- thats why hes hanging on for his pay off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The longer he hangs on the less chance there is of a stupid club like QPR giving him the job on big money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Yeah. It'd look better for him if he was 'undeservedly hounded out by those deluded Geordies', rather than exposed as the fraud he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 People like Jason Cundy will no doubt be on the air complaining that he got us 5th, then 10th (without Cabaye) and then got forced out by idiot Geordies expecting top 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I think he'll walk away from here with his head high and his reputation relatively unharmed. He'll claim it's an impossible club to manage, he couldn't buy his own players, the supporters expectations are unrealistic, he might even stick the knife in Ashley a bit. The southern press will lap it up and as soon as the sacking season begins he'll be at Palace, or West Ham etc even maybe England. It sounds unbelievable with what we know, but I'm afraid it wouldn't surprise me at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 The longer he hangs on the less chance there is of a stupid club like QPR giving him the job on big money. The idiot could have walked away and gotten a job in the PL before this summer. He's dug himself into a career hole he'll never get out of - maybe thats why he's trying to cling on to the last payoff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 He'll never get the England job. Not even the FA are stupid enough to do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 England having to suffer this guy would be funny and sad in equal measure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Any links to his ssn interview? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spider Jerusalem Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 It was Restraunt week last week That Meant they had an energy level above us So We couldn't get up the field quick enough Makes more sense than pardew tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Looks like he's been kipping in a Darras Hall skip. No skips in Darras, just refuse receptacles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Amazing how much he's getting pilloried like. He needs to quit before he's widely accepted as a national joke. Probably already mentioned but the hosts on Talksport were proper sticking the boot in earlier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 People like idiot Jason Cundy will no doubt be on the air complaining that he got us 5th, then 10th (without Cabaye) and then got forced out by Geordies expecting top 4. Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I wanted Martinez 18 months ago and hearing his patter about the Europa League just now makes me resent Pardew even more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Every time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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