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Got to love Keith Barretts poems:

 

He came up from Landan

In 2010

I have had earache

Ever since then

The silver haired Cockney

With the sideways grin

I am delighted

He has finally decided

To pack it all in

 

Transparent Alan

He was never wrong

I am so pleased to say

So long

Transparent Alan

He was always right

He really was

a pile of shite

 

The master of excuses

He never

Told the truth

Smarmy bastard

Cockney aloof

Newcarsel '

'We wuz '

'And we scored fwee'

Stereotypical

Big gob Cockney

 

For nearly five years

the club has been blighted

Alan Pardew

An embarrassment

to Newcastle United

Charged with representing

The Mighty Magpies

Five years of drivel

And blatant lies

 

Our mighty traditions

And great Geordie pride

Meant nothing to Alan

As he head butts a player

From the opposing side

A touch line ban

A smile and a wave

Joe Harvey

must of turned in his grave

 

He is off to Crystal Palace

In their red and their blue

Alan Pardew

Tyneside is glad

To see the back of you

Off to South London

Where you belong

Tyneside is glad

That you have gone

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1. Dan Mcmahon ‏@DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago

Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC

:lol: colback as well, no?

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Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC

:lol: colback as well, no?

 

No Blobby elliot?

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1. Dan Mcmahon ‏@DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago

Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC

:lol: colback as well, no?

 

Probably still waiting for the 62 or 63, the worthless tit.

 

#KillyBants

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1. Dan Mcmahon ‏@DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago

Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC

:lol: colback as well, no?

 

No Blobby elliot?

 

More likely to be Umar.

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I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. :lol: The world's gone mad.

 

PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away.

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1. Dan Mcmahon ‏@DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago

Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC

 

:lol:

 

It'll be so :sweetjesus: when Pards "poaches" his favorite players from us.

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I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. :lol: The world's gone mad.

 

PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away.

 

:lol:

 

Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael.

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1. Dan Mcmahon ‏@DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago

Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC

:lol: colback as well, no?

 

Probably still waiting for the 62 or 63, the worthless tit.

 

#KillyBants

 

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I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. :lol: The world's gone mad.

 

PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away.

 

:lol:

 

Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael.

 

:lol: I'm actually reading that thread atm. You're trying your best, and not being disrespectful in any way. They seem like a good group, gonna feel bad for them, but god damn come pick up this fucking trash.

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I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. :lol: The world's gone mad.

 

PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away.

 

:lol:

 

Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael.

 

The dream has to be Pardew having his usual decent start before everyone realises what a gobshite he is, ditching Palace for England, then :sweetjesus:

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