BONTEMPI Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As joyous as this news is..... http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u221/photosandcream/greenback.jpg Will find some way to shit on us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Got to love Keith Barretts poems: He came up from Landan In 2010 I have had earache Ever since then The silver haired Cockney With the sideways grin I am delighted He has finally decided To pack it all in Transparent Alan He was never wrong I am so pleased to say So long Transparent Alan He was always right He really was a pile of shite The master of excuses He never Told the truth Smarmy bastard Cockney aloof Newcarsel ' 'We wuz ' 'And we scored fwee' Stereotypical Big gob Cockney For nearly five years the club has been blighted Alan Pardew An embarrassment to Newcastle United Charged with representing The Mighty Magpies Five years of drivel And blatant lies Our mighty traditions And great Geordie pride Meant nothing to Alan As he head butts a player From the opposing side A touch line ban A smile and a wave Joe Harvey must of turned in his grave He is off to Crystal Palace In their red and their blue Alan Pardew Tyneside is glad To see the back of you Off to South London Where you belong Tyneside is glad That you have gone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As joyous as this news is..... http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u221/photosandcream/greenback.jpg Will find some way to shit on us. What's Felix Megath got to do with this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 More pics of drinks, pls. :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As joyous as this news is..... http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u221/photosandcream/greenback.jpg Will find some way to shit on us. What's Felix Megath got to do with this? felix magath avram grant "dream team"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I do wish we sacked him though. Not quite as satisfying. I wanted him finished Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC colback as well, no? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC colback as well, no? No Blobby elliot? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC colback as well, no? Probably still waiting for the 62 or 63, the worthless tit. #KillyBants Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diddimz Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 At the minute I'm not can't caring who comes to replace just glad the snake is gone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC colback as well, no? No Blobby elliot? More likely to be Umar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 More pics of drinks, pls. :-) http://i.imgur.com/Vm0jKYT.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC It'll be so when Pards "poaches" his favorite players from us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 This is heaven. Fuck off Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 On a serious note, will Biffa Bacon's mutha and Steve Stone heading to Palace as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Liked this tweet 1. Dan Mcmahon @DanMcmahonLH44 8m8 minutes ago Breaking News: 2 man mass protest outside St James' Park to Keep Pardew. Gouffran and Williamson have sat down and will not be moved #NUFC colback as well, no? Probably still waiting for the 62 or 63, the worthless tit. #KillyBants Jill likes this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael. I'm actually reading that thread atm. You're trying your best, and not being disrespectful in any way. They seem like a good group, gonna feel bad for them, but god damn come pick up this fucking trash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 http://splodzblogz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/umbongo.jpg Cheers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I still can't get over the idea of this happening without him having been sacked. The world's gone mad. PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael. The dream has to be Pardew having his usual decent start before everyone realises what a gobshite he is, ditching Palace for England, then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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