Guest neesy111 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 El Pards - King of Spain. Nah, that's Ashley Giles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well Guarantee there would still be articles praising him for being "brave" enough to take on the challenge managing abroad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnMag Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Pards really get a job from La Liga? Well, just wait when Carver's new gig in Serie A is announced :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Merely there to meet with his pal Sanchez Flores according to SPORT. Was already in Barcelona on holiday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 a pardew-abroad car crash would be too perfect tbh don't mean an actual car crash, i mean a disastrous reign at a club a la moysey, although an actual car crash would work as well Guarantee there would still be articles praising him for being "brave" enough to take on the challenge managing abroad Like getting praise for making 'brave' subs when you're 2-0 down at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Flawed business model if you have to chase the prositutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive c***. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Hope he gets mugged like Harry did. By mugged I mean murdered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 He does spend time there eating Tapas and as the great man himself said 'speaks a little Spanish'. When I say 'time eating Tapas' I mean chasing Catalan prostitutes and by 'great man' I obviously mean massive c***. This is great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Tony Adams and Pardew in Spain. The poor bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 "When I woz managing in Barcelona, I played tika taka with all those senyoreetas." Mes que un tosspot. Enjoy. (got some time on my hands waiting to start new gig) Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Frettata. Wait, that's Italian, never mind. Come back to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Frettata. Wait, that's Italian, never mind. Come back to me. If Alan Pardew ever made a cheese, thats the name right there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Frettata. Wait, that's Italian, never mind. Come back to me. If Alan Pardew ever made a cheese, thats the name right there Alan Paedew is nothing but cheese. Mouldy, foul smelling, fake plasticy cheese that no-one likes, yet always appears in places you'd rather it didn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Looks like he's put some weight on too. The disgusting fat nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Alan Lardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Merely there to meet with his pal Sanchez Flores according to SPORT. Was already in Barcelona on holiday. Owns a gaff there apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Ha ha ha ha ha! John Salako: Alan Pardew has done enough to manage a top European club http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-salako-alan-pardew-newcastle-13026953#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Ha ha ha ha ha! John Salako: Alan Pardew has done enough to manage a top European club http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-salako-alan-pardew-newcastle-13026953#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 John Salako talks copious amounts of horse shite at the best of times. What a fucking rectangle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'm definitely using rectangle in my insults more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 FFS he's in the Sky studio again! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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