mrmojorisin75 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Imagine spending £22m on Almiron so he can watch the ball sail over his head and hope to pick up some scraps from the resulting pinball. every time i remember this poor little cunt exists i feel really sorry for him on the plus side that goal he set up in the copa suggests playing out wide he can kick it past people on the line and run past them, which i expect he'll be doing a lot of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 on the plus side that goal he set up in the copa suggests playing out wide he can kick it past people on the line and run past them, which i expect he'll be doing a lot of If he doesn't get dropped for being a fancy forrin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Fuck it, What's the best analogy you can manage for Rafa:Bruce is like ?:? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 on the plus side that goal he set up in the copa suggests playing out wide he can kick it past people on the line and run past them, which i expect he'll be doing a lot of If he doesn't get dropped for being a fancy forrin. He will. 'Lightweight' 'doesn't like it up 'im 'diving cheat' etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 on the plus side that goal he set up in the copa suggests playing out wide he can kick it past people on the line and run past them, which i expect he'll be doing a lot of If he's smart he'll run pure out the stadium like Forrest Gump. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Fuck it, What's the best analogy you can manage for Rafa:Bruce is like ?:? A bucket of shit minus the bucket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 We are gash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 on the plus side that goal he set up in the copa suggests playing out wide he can kick it past people on the line and run past them, which i expect he'll be doing a lot of If he's smart he'll run pure out the stadium like Forrest Gump. Run Almi Run Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Quite nice being able to laugh about it like this, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Fuck it, What's the best analogy you can manage for Rafa:Bruce is like ?:? Liverpool:Newcastle Utd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Fucking laughing stock. Anyone who pays Ashley money to watch this wants their head looking at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 £4m on Bruce, more than we'll spend on any player this season. Ashley splashes out to get his man , good old Mike backing the team “again” You just know the spin ffs. Watch the fat cunt spend £80m , you watch Yeh, them ungrateful Geordies, get a local lad who loves the club, Mike spends millions on strengthening the team & their still not happy unless they're challenging for the title / champions league He will inevitably spend some money, maybe decent money. But then the media and everyone will conveniently forget he's not spent a sodding penny in the last few years and that this is still only enough to paper over the cracks and try to replace those who've been flogged. Then when the team goes down because it's shit and managed by an incompetent hasbeen, it'll be because the fans didn't support the manager. We never took to him, not his fault, how could he succeed in this toxic atmosphere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Quite nice being able to laugh about it like this, tbh. It's a relief for sure. Although I might be hysterical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 To the tune of 'Sex Bomb'...... Yes Man Yes Man You're a Yes Man Couldn't Say No, you pretended you're a Fan Yes Man Yes Man You're a Yes Man We all pray you've got a fucking short lifespan Yes Man Yes Man You're a Yes Man Ashley's got you shopping in the fucking rubbish can Would love to see him walking out v Arsenal to that, however it's got more chance of being a rousing rendition of 'he's one of our own, he's one of our owwwwwn...'. Fuckin idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Bruce was manager of Hull City on the day of the Pardew protests. He knows more than anyone how easy a ride he will get from the crowd. People will be absolutely licking the bloke's hoop the first time a substitute scores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Now just need takeover to be announce as over. Club is then dead to me and I'm off-ski. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 @SWFC CLUB STATEMENT: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 f*** it, What's the best analogy you can manage for Rafa:Bruce is like ?:? Liverpool:Newcastle Utd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Kill iz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 on the plus side that goal he set up in the copa suggests playing out wide he can kick it past people on the line and run past them, which i expect he'll be doing a lot of If he doesn't get dropped for being a fancy forrin. He will. 'Lightweight' 'doesn't like it up 'im 'diving cheat' etc. He pretty much gave HBA the same treatment Pardew did so I'd imagine he'll have no idea how to use Almiron and scrap him because he's not doing sliding tackles for a throw in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 ‘Extra chilli sauce for Mike please’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 He'll probably be celebrating in The Diamond once its confirmed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 ‘Extra chilli sauce for Mike please’ Was just thinking that photo with Carver and his mates scoffing pies in the canteen is going to be relevant again. We'll have an updated version with Steve and his assistants soon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 ‘Extra chilli sauce for Mike please’ Was just thinking that photo with Carver and his mates scoffing pies in the canteen is going to be relevant again soon. We'll have an updated version with Steve and his assistants soon! The football is going to be absolutely vile but the laughs we will have. Ah man. How fucking close is he standing there, btw. Would despise him off that alone if I knew nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 We've gone from Waitrose to B&M Bargains in the space of a month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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