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[Optimistic Nut]

I half hope they win on Wednesday just so it's over with.

[Spider Jerusalem]

Should have been relegated last year.  Probably wouldn't be getting promoted this year as we'd have had Dutch Schteeve in charge but will be a year ahead in the rebuild we've needed since Pardew started dismantling Houghton's team.

[Superior Acuña]

9. It's pretty much done, can't see them both failing to get 2 points and us winning. Also kind of hope they win on wednesday just to end any hope which is so unlikely to result in anything.

[Gallowgate Toon]

I think the mackems will lose on Wednesday, just to make the last day excruciating

[duo]

Even two draws would be enough with their goal diff.  That's us down.  More gutted by the fact we'll loss Rafa.

[Decky]

I'm stunned some people still aren't voting 10 in this. We're a 10 for 19th never mind trying for 17th.

[sbnufc]

I watched Sunderland's game today. They're truly awful but they sweated blood.

 

I don't think I've seen a single performance from you or us this season where the players have looked like they were  sweating sweat let alone blood.

 

It trickles down from the top - the attitude, ambition and spirit - that's why they are probably staying up, we are not, and you probably won't.

 

Two dysfunctional basket case shambles 

 

Where are these 3 guaranteed point you promised?

[Ste]

Spurs have played really well all year. Will take a big performance from us to grab even a point. All over now.

[Mattoon]

We're done, dead and buried, just finish the season now ffs. Thanks Rafa, you tried your best but at the end of the day the players just weren't good enough, only Ashley and Charnley to blame for that. I hope Rafa stays but don't blame him if he runs a mile from this club at the first opportunity.

[Foluwashola]

I watched Sunderland's game today. They're truly awful but they sweated blood.

 

I don't think I've seen a single performance from you or us this season where the players have looked like they were  sweating sweat let alone blood.

 

It trickles down from the top - the attitude, ambition and spirit - that's why they are probably staying up, we are not, and you probably won't.

 

Two dysfunctional basket case shambles

 

You lied to us Brummie.

[Guest chopey]

That's it but the big question is what next ? ......over to you Ashley

[Flip]

We're going to be officially relegated in GW37. What a fucking embarrassment. Not even last day.

[Guest Open_C]

That's it but the big question is what next ? ......over to you Ashley

don't hold your breath

[LV]

That's it but the big question is what next ? ......over to you Ashley

 

He's too busy dismantling the cart and taking the horse to the glue factory.

[TRon]

I think the mackems will lose on Wednesday, just to make the last day excruciating

 

The mackems will win, if they don't they will at least get a draw. They want it too much.

[sbnufc]

That's it but the big question is what next ? ......over to you Ashley

 

Live TV interview before Spurs saying he mistook a mule for a horse and bolted that to the cart instead.

[loki679]

Maybe if we win the championship he'll fuck off.

[sbnufc]

Only team not to beat Villa this season. Deserve relegating for that alone

[Kanji]

I seriously can't believe we didn't take villa today. I seriously can't believe Sunderland won today. Awful turn of events.

 

Barring divine intervention and everything going in our favor. We're down. weekend ruined. This and next weekend.

[Mike]

I seriously can't believe we didn't take villa today. I seriously can't believe Sunderland won today. Awful turn of events.

 

Honestly? You couldn't see this exact thing absolutely 100 percent happening? I mean, there was no way anything else was gonna happen.

[Incognito]

9.5. Start the car.

[DJ_NUFC]

Sunderland staying up, Pardew in an FA Cup final, Benny off to Barcelona. This universe is some god damn bullshit.

 

Well if you put it like that. Fuck I need to get wasted this weekend.

[sempuki]

Hope we don't see this thread active in the Championship.

[Kanji]

I seriously can't believe we didn't take villa today. I seriously can't believe Sunderland won today. Awful turn of events.

 

Honestly? You couldn't see this exact thing absolutely 100 percent happening? I mean, there was no way anything else was gonna happen.

 

Yes honestly. It's not even remotely lol worthy.

[B-more Mag]

I'd like to think somebody in the administration of the club would learn something from this, but I have 100% confidence they won't. Because they just don't fucking care.

 

Nuke the whole fucking thing bar Benitez.