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[Guest firetotheworks]

I'm consoling myself with the idea that this is as bad as I'll feel and that when it happens it won't be as big of a deal.

[joeyt]

Everton have faced 68 shots in their last 2 away games

[Deuce]

So Everton win on Wednesday night and a draw at Watford the last day for the Mackems. Whilst we beat Spurs.  Not over yet.

 

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[Varadi]

Everton have faced 68 shots in their last 2 away games

 

 

They give less of a fuck than Villa right now, the mackems will beat them at a canter.

[duo]

Everton have faced 68 shots in their last 2 away games

Keeper was smiling when Vardy scored. They couldn't care.

[Figures 1-0 Football]

I've gone home and got in bed and I'm not coming out till August.

 

I've made the Mrs bring me my laptop and ice cream. That's all I need now. Porn and ive cream.

[Carlito]

[sbnufc]

I've gone home and got in bed and I'm not coming out till August.

 

I've made the Mrs bring me my laptop and ice cream. That's all I need now. Porn and ive cream.

 

August 2017, right?

 

A season of us in the Championship, with Sunderland, Boro and Pardew in the Prem.  Ugh

 

Literally the only saving grace for me now is if Rafa stays. But he won't, so it'll be shit all round

[Guest firetotheworks]

I got back into bed too. I'm not really sure what to do with myself.

[NUFCDoog]

Drinking myself into oblivion currently. Mrs has gone to bed cuz she"s annoyed with me being mardy. Feel gutted at the minute. Really wanted to watch the Leicesyer stuff this morn but after our match i couldnt bear watching a city celebrate like that. Shit times

[Karjala]

hurting.

[Ronaldo]

Fuck it, at least Ashley, Charnley, Carr and the rest have been bitten in the arse. Had we stayed up by a single point we'd have just suffered the same shit till eventually going down. This pushes the end game closer for all concerned.

[Karjala]

Same again next season for the mackems.

 

17th, 14th, 16th and 17th their last 4 seasons.  Wow.

[Stifler]

Same again next season for the mackems.

 

17th, 14th, 16th and 17th their last 4 seasons.  Wow.

Nah, their luck will run out.

[M4]

4 to 6 fewer points from us will be quite damaging for a start.

[NG32]

9.

[sbnufc]

Same again next season for the mackems.

 

17th, 14th, 16th and 17th their last 4 seasons.  Wow.

Nah, their luck will run out.

 

You mustn't have got the memo, they'll never get relegated under fat Sam, he never gets relegated

[Mattoon]

Best outcome now is Rafa stays, we go the whole season in the Championship unbeaten meanwhile Pardew's Palace, Fat Sam and the Paedo army and the inbred smoggies all get relegated.

[Disco]

Same again next season for the mackems.

 

17th, 14th, 16th and 17th their last 4 seasons.  Wow.

Nah, their luck will run out.

 

You mustn't have got the memo, they'll never get relegated under fat Sam, he never gets relegated

 

Apart from that one time he did at Notts County that no one ever mentions.

[Eddy Chibas]

I've gone home and got in bed and I'm not coming out till August.

 

I've made the Mrs bring me my laptop and ice cream. That's all I need now. Porn and ive cream.

 

August 2017, right?

 

A season of us in the Championship, with Sunderland, Boro and Pardew in the Prem.  Ugh

 

Literally the only saving grace for me now is if Rafa stays. But he won't, so it'll be s*** all round

 

I can't begrudge the progress Boro have made. It's deserved and their academy (with their crop of youngsters) is the benchmark standard of the area - it's light years ahead of our shithouse non-setup. I hope Boro kick-on tbh.

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

I'm becoming more depressed as the day wears on. Watching the channel 5 football league round up and it's really sunk in, this is where we're going to be next season. Grim.

[Kaizero]

Only thing that's keeping me on the NUFC, and football in general, bandwagon is the slim hope that Rafa might stay and the fact this place is amazing. If not for those two, and arguably the Euros, I'd be so fucking close to just fucking giving up football as an interest forever and go watch golf or some bullshit.

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

Only thing that's keeping me on the NUFC, and football in general, bandwagon is the slim hope that Rafa might stay and the fact this place is amazing. If not for those two, and arguably the Euros, I'd be so fucking close to just fucking giving up football as an interest forever and go watch golf or some bullshit.

 

I can understand the apathy, I can't see Rafa staying, though. I feel I'm going to be heavily chat based on this forum for a while

[Guest firetotheworks]

Chat was mint in 2010 tbf, that's where I'll be.

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

To be fair the best thing about NO has always been the chat section. God knows we've not been blessed with particularly entertaining football in the last few years. Ben Arfa excluded of course.