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[Kanji]

With Rafa...

 

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEE / KG

 

[Dr Venkman]

If results go our way today, for the first time I'll start to believe it's possible.

[Dave]

We win and they both lose today and survival is back in our own hands. Beat Spurs and we'd be safe no matter what. That would be hugely significant.

[Optimistic Nut]

It'll probably be something agonising like a Norwich defeat, and two draws here and Sunderland. Something where it's not over or the end of the world, but still out of our hands.

[Minhosa]

We win and they both lose today and survival is back in our own hands. Beat Spurs and we'd be safe no matter what. That would be hugely significant.

 

Won't be that simple though. Never is with us.

[astraguy]

Our only slim chance is chelsea play to the same level they have under guus and everton show the fuck up,Hope Rafa has been on the phone to the managers

[Minhosa]

Our only slim chance is chelsea play to the same level they have under guus and everton show the fuck up,Hope Rafa has been on the phone to the managers

 

Wasn't Martinez part of the clique in the North West (when he had Wigan) with Fat Sam, Fergie etc?

[Optimistic Nut]

Our only slim chance is chelsea play to the same level they have under guus and everton show the f*** up,Hope Rafa has been on the phone to the managers

 

Every result over the last 3 weekends has gone pretty much as we'd have hoped apart from the Defoe penalty. One more please.

[STM]

At least Chelsea will match Sunderland physically, unlike Arsenal two weeks ago.

[Stifler]

I'm beginning to think it just isn't going to happen for us.

 

Shit performance vs Villa so far, and Sunderland grabbing their luck all over again.

[timeEd32]

I'm beginning to think it just isn't going to happen for us.

 

s*** performance vs Villa so far, and Sunderland grabbing their luck all over again.

 

They are losing.

[timeEd32]

It would be the most Newcastle thing ever for us to not win today and then beat Spurs to stay up. Apart from going down of course.

[Optimistic Nut]

We're a winner away from being at a 3.

[Stifler]

Fuck off, fucking jammy bastards every year. The fuckers should be kicked out for not trying to compete, fucking worse than Wigan.

[Optimistic Nut]

8.

[Spider Jerusalem]

10

[Stifler]

15

[jdckelly]

∞

[Klaus]

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[DJ_NUFC]

This is what happens when you fail to sign an actual goal scorer.

[Kimbo]

I always felt the Sunderland and Norwich games were fatal.

[jdckelly]

This is what happens when you fail to sign an actual goal scorer.

and fail to have a competent defense and midfield

[Stifler]

Fucking disgusting we went for the cheap options all the time instead of investing, even at management level. Only until they realised that it was happening did they go out for Benitez in a last ditch attempt. Fucking bunch of fucking cunt, it's us fan who suffer you cunts.

[BONTEMPI]

You reap what you sow. Fuck the fat cunt, glad he's losing more money.

[Guest Open_C]

 

No derbies for at least a year \o/