Kid Icarus Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Jenas was a spineless twat, but he's right about Newcastle being a goldfish bowl like. Can't even have a kick about in the back garden with your mate without some peeping tom creep climbing a roof and taking your photo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Jenas was a spineless twat, but he's right about Newcastle being a goldfish bowl like. Can't even have a kick about in the back garden with your mate without some peeping tom creep climbing a roof and taking your photo Wasn't that weird kid was it? I could imagine him scaling disused ventilation tower to get a picture Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 21 minutes ago, jack j said: Someone been at his wiki already Middle name Raoul Moat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comegetasample Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Jenas was a spineless twat, but he's right about Newcastle being a goldfish bowl like. Can't even have a kick about in the back garden with your mate without some peeping tom creep climbing a roof and taking your photo Is there anywhere else where this genuinely happens like? The two of them are on the plane for 5 minutes to visit for a birthday and there's already a twitter thread with a flight tracker and Instagram photos, few hours later there's photos of them taken from a fucking roof If i wanted to disappear the last placed i'd hide is the North East. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Nevermind 1 minute ago, Comegetasample said: The two of them are on the plane for 5 minutes to visit for a birthday and there's already a twitter thread with a flight tracker and Instagram photos, few hours later there's photos of them taken from a fucking roof If i wanted to disappear the last placed i'd hide is the North East. Even Gazza gets in on it turning up with a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 (edited) 23 minutes ago, 1964 said: Wasn't that weird kid was it? I could imagine him scaling disused ventilation tower to get a picture He's going to be our Crazy Horse (the radge that used to pitch invade Roma games, would dye his hair and wear disguises to avoid detection). Except Pearson's not the least bit amusing, more sad than crazy and a sea horse if anything equine Edited May 17, 2022 by Wolfcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Paqueta is getting into some shit for that lol Surely he is on his way! Would be mad to see him go somewhere else at this point lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAK Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, toontownman said: Paqueta is getting into some shit for that lol Surely he is on his way! Would be mad to see him go somewhere else at this point lol Shit like this can always mess up transfers. Get stalked from a rooftop, pictured in another teams kit, get stick off Lyon fans and club hierarchy, reconsider if the moves worth it or decline it out of anger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, SAK said: Shit like this can always mess up transfers. Get stalked from a rooftop, pictured in another teams kit, get stick off Lyon fans and club hierarchy, reconsider if the moves worth it or decline it out of anger. Potentially means they play hardball on the fee more too. Granted some stalker has snapped them likely in a private space, it's still madness and misjudged to be wearing another teams top! Doubt it upsets the player that much but Lyon and their fans will be likely seething. Obviously they spilt something on Paquetas top and he had to borrow Brunos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 50 minutes ago, Comegetasample said: Is there anywhere else where this genuinely happens like? The two of them are on the plane for 5 minutes to visit for a birthday and there's already a twitter thread with a flight tracker and Instagram photos, few hours later there's photos of them taken from a fucking roof If i wanted to disappear the last placed i'd hide is the North East. Most footballing hotspots tbf. Most the big English clubs have the plane nonce specialists. Lyon’s season is over in terms of moving up the league anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 https://youtu.be/WVYQ7-oYn_I Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Paqueta alongside Bruno = Lyon midfield starting setup. That’s Champions League quality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Jack27 said: Paqueta in that strip! I hope they won't remain "unknown pleasures". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Where is the Paqueta thread please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nine Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) Seeing Lacroix linked now, another name to add to the highly rated young European CB list that we will get linked to over and over again during the summer. If I could pick just one of them regardless of the fee/wage it would be Kounde. Edited May 18, 2022 by Nine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 6 hours ago, RodneyCisse said: Where is the Paqueta thread please? Its called "Lush lasses thread"........well the results the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Get in, he’s seen the bridges in person. Next! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, TRC said: Probably been to Rio Steakhouse. Bruno bloody loves that place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STM Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Outrageously flirting with Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 I mean he is travelling with his wife to visit their best friends. But yeah, flirting sounds good 😁 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Agent Bruno Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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