Hugo Ekitike (not playing for Liverpool for a while)

[SteV]

4 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

I'm going to take SUPERTOON's advice to lighten the mood.

 

So this was the first account on the Ekitike stuff:

 

"Newcastle United will present an improved offer for Hugo Ekitiké to #Eintracht tomorrow. An offer that Markus Krösche demands and will accept! Documents for the medical check are already prepared. Private jet is booked, everything could be finalized by Friday."

 

It's almost certainly nonsense, but with Liverpool sniffing round Isak and the ginger Guttuso off, it's worth a post.

626 followers but one of them is Douglas..

 

[ToonAbroad]

It could make some sort of sense - we bid for Ekitike, gets rejected. We then go back to sort out a deal with Leeds for Longstaff which gives us that extra 60m PSR buffer which means we can then go back in for Ekitike and up the offer without screwing up the CB/GK plans. Maybe.

[Andy84]

1 minute ago, SteV said:

626 followers but one of them is Douglas..

 

Case closed 

[Hanshithispantz]

2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

I'm going to take SUPERTOON's advice to lighten the mood.

 

So this was the first account on the Ekitike stuff:

 

"Newcastle United will present an improved offer for Hugo Ekitiké to #Eintracht tomorrow. An offer that Markus Krösche demands and will accept! Documents for the medical check are already prepared. Private jet is booked, everything could be finalized by Friday."

 

It's almost certainly nonsense, but with Liverpool sniffing round Isak and the ginger Guttuso off, it's worth a post.

Aye, for all the Liverpool talk the accounts that have actually broke this and seem to have some ties to Frankfurt have only claimed we are involved and his agent has been over here to sort terms out.

 

Since it was revealed Barca were paying Fab trillions of pounds to spread bullshit it's hard to believe any respected journalist (like Ornstein) isn't now doing the same.

 

This could all literally just be Liverpool paying Ornstein a packet to drive Ekitike's price up and unsettled Isak. Who knows anymore.

[Andy84]

Just now, Hanshithispantz said:

Aye, for all the Liverpool talk the accounts that have actually broke this and seem to have some ties to Frankfurt have only claimed we are involved and his agent has been over here to sort terms out.

 

Since it was revealed Barca were paying Fab trillions of pounds to spread bullshit it's hard to believe any respected journalist (like Ornstein) isn't now doing the same.

 

This could all literally just be Liverpool paying Ornstein a packet to drive Ekitike's price up and unsettled Isak. Who knows anymore.

[SUPERTOON]

9 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

I'm going to take SUPERTOON's advice to lighten the mood.

 

So this was the first account on the Ekitike stuff:

 

"Newcastle United will present an improved offer for Hugo Ekitiké to #Eintracht tomorrow. An offer that Markus Krösche demands and will accept! Documents for the medical check are already prepared. Private jet is booked, everything could be finalized by Friday."

 

It's almost certainly nonsense, but with Liverpool sniffing round Isak and the ginger Guttuso off, it's worth a post.

I believe.

[On the Grid]

Just now, Andy84 said:

If one gif could describe this place 😅

[Whitley mag]

1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said:

Aye, for all the Liverpool talk the accounts that have actually broke this and seem to have some ties to Frankfurt have only claimed we are involved and his agent has been over here to sort terms out.

 

Since it was revealed Barca were paying Fab trillions of pounds to spread bullshit it's hard to believe any respected journalist (like Ornstein) isn't now doing the same.

 

This could all literally just be Liverpool paying Ornstein a packet to drive Ekitike's price up and unsettled Isak. Who knows anymore.

Sure I read somewhere that his agent was involved in the Kelly to Juventus deal .

[Vaj]

What a transfer window, back on because an account with 600 followers has tweeted to say it’s happening 😂

[The Prophet]

11 minutes ago, Andy84 said:

605 followers 

 

What do you want me to say,  he's probably ze Deutsch Burnsie.

 

 

Edited July 15, 2025 by The Prophet

[TBG]

The darkest nights 🌙 produce the brightest stars 🌟 🇫🇷🤞⚪️⚫️⏳️

[Novocastrian]

638 followers now! Gan on lad!  

[Elbel1]

5 minutes ago, Vaj said:

What a transfer window, back on because an account with 600 followers has tweeted to say it’s happening 😂

Rule 1 is that you either believe all the good news and ignore the bad OR you believe all the bad news and ignore all the good. 

Rule 2 is absolutely no picking and choosing what to believe. You have to be 100% committed to one of the options in Rule 1. 

Rule 3 is don't break the rules. 

[Hanshithispantz]

16 minutes ago, Andy84 said:

If you are Ornstein, the most respected transfer authority on breaking transfers, and you see Romano is being paid hundreds of thousands by clubs to spread transfer rumours, you would be batshit mental to not do the same.

[Fenham Mag]

At least it hasn’t got to the stage of dissecting a picture of a lawyers bread.

 

Still time in the window for that though!

 

🍞🔜👀

[Ketsbaia]

I just can't picture Ekitike at Liverpool, although with Gyokeres off to Arsenal I don't think there's many other gettable forwards out there - they need to buy at least one.

[JUICE690]

Have Liverpool fans written Frankfurt a strongly worded letter yet?

 

 

Edited July 15, 2025 by JUICE690

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

2 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

I just can't picture Ekitike at Liverpool, although with Gyokeres off to Arsenal I don't think there's many other gettable forwards out there - they need to buy at least one.

Surprised none of the clubs who needs someone to hit the ground running haven’t gone for Oshimen. Can Liverpool afford to take a risk on a 23yr old with only 18 months first team football under his belt to be their main man. I know I’ve said this before but them signing Ekitike has Nunez mk2 written all over it

[GallowgatePigeon]

If this saga and indeed this transfer window has taught me anything, it's that Ornstien is not as infallible as I once thought. 

 

He's hasn't been corrupted and turned into a slimey, money grubbing shill like Romano, but it's a slippery slope.

 

Is there anybody out there we can truly trust?

[PauloGeordio]

2 minutes ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

Surprised none of the clubs who needs someone to hit the ground running haven’t gone for Oshimen. Can Liverpool afford to take a risk on a 23yr old with only 18 months first team football under his belt to be their main man. I know I’ve said this before but them signing Ekitike has Nunez mk2 written all over it

Doesn’t Ekitike play as wide forward or support striker rather than out and out 9? 

[The Prophet]

7 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

I just can't picture Ekitike at Liverpool, although with Gyokeres off to Arsenal I don't think there's many other gettable forwards out there - they need to buy at least one.

 

Rodrygo.

[Rocker]

16 minutes ago, Fenham Mag said:

At least it hasn’t got to the stage of dissecting a picture of a lawyers bread.

 

Still time in the window for that though!

 

🍞🔜👀

😂

[GeordieDazzler]

7 minutes ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

Surprised none of the clubs who needs someone to hit the ground running haven’t gone for Oshimen. Can Liverpool afford to take a risk on a 23yr old with only 18 months first team football under his belt to be their main man. I know I’ve said this before but them signing Ekitike has Nunez mk2 written all over it

isn’t he on something daft like £300k a week at Gala 

[duo]

3 hours ago, Kanj said:

Liverpool can fack off 

It may not be now - but there will be a day in the not too distant future when we'll be the more dominant force in the PL

[sushimonster85]

I know it likely won't play out like this, but I think I'd laugh so hard I'd explode if we essentially leave Liverpool on read, sign Ekitike, then tell them to do one and twat the league with both of them next season.