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Newcastle United 3 - 1 Everton (08/02/2022)


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I put this in the pre match thread after watching them against Brentford:

 

"Watched the first half of Everton vs Brentford, doing a bit of scouting for Eddie: 

 

-Everton like to fuck about with the ball at the back, so press their defenders.

-Their centre midfield of Allan and Andre Gomes look good on the ball but lazy as fuck, Joe should get some joy.

-Clear danger of Gray and Richarlison who have massive pace on the break.

-Stick someone next to dino-arms on every set piece, he shits himself every time."

 

My first two points were spot on IMO. Their playing out from the back was tragic.

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1 hour ago, McCormick said:


It was hilarious; Gray saying that he could only see a comfortable Everton win and Keys saying our only good signing this window was Wood (and that we’re the likeliest to go down).

Any videos of this around? :lol:

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Slept for like 4h last night. Im feeling like im on viagra. Amazing and a positive feeling today. Massive result and great for momentum going forward.

Soo many positives to take and confidence only getting better. Then to add Bruno on top of that, With ASM finding form.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Ikon said:

Slept for like 4h last night. Im feeling like im on viagra. Amazing and a positive feeling today. Massive result and great for momentum going forward.

Soo many positives to take and confidence only getting better. Then to add Bruno on top of that, With ASM finding form.

 

 

 

 

I genuinely couldn't sleep.

 

One of them nights where there just isn't enough nufc content in the world to satisfy me. My throat is fucking killing off shouting, hugging randoms after trippiers goal, it was like an outpouring of relief and stress I've not felt in a long time.

 

God bless you nufc.

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11 hours ago, nortoon said:

Oh and thought it was funny as hell Southgate sitting with Amanda. When we scored he couldn't really celebrate and just sat there while everyone was going mental. [emoji38]

 

Bet you can count on one hand the times Southgate as been to St James.

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Reading a Pickford thread on an Everton forum today is quite funny :lol: 

 

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Minor issue but I honestly just wouldn't play him vs Newcastle anymore, it clearly gets to him so much.

 

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So weak mentally. Imagine being so arsed about league one Sunderland, that his bottle goes asif he's playing Barcelona not the Barcodes. Small time mentality

 

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He should be banned playing against Newcastle the bad bad helmet with his slicked back hair thinking he's clarke kent when he's hes an absolute flappy slide on wearing dosser

 

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I think Pickford would have saved Trippiers kick if his arms weren’t so short

 

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He plays the occasion against them. The constant time wasting, holding onto the ball, the boos get louder, riles the fans up more and more instead of piping them down.

He's a knobhead when it comes to playing Newcastle. We needed to diffuse the atmosphere tonight, not set a match to it.

 

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Should never play at St James. He cant control his emotions. He is far too immature. No one is arsed about the Sunderland Newcastle rivalry and he needs to grow up

 

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A clown who got ratteled by the Geordie / Mackem BS rivalry - again.

A 'kin amateur.

 

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Usual at that ground. Plays the occasion not the match

 

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6 minutes ago, Conjo said:

Reading a Pickford thread on an Everton forum today is quite funny :lol: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


They’re spot on tbh - and long may it continue! It was crucial we got into his head last night. 

 

He bounces around on the edge of the 18-yard box when the ball’s up the other end and unless my eyes deceived me, I was absolutely convinced he was talking/muttering to himself too. :lol:

 

Did anyone on here get in the Newcastle Arms beforehand last night? Loads of Everton in, more than the usual amount of away fans. Kept playing one of their shite old timey songs on the jukebox. Hope they enjoyed their pasting.

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7 hours ago, Oregon_Geordie said:

This lads fantastic. Really informative, especially regarding what Wood brings to the team.

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah watched a couple of his videos now, he really knows his football.

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3 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

He bounces around on the edge of the 18-yard box when the ball’s up the other end and unless my eyes deceived me, I was absolutely convinced he was talking/muttering to himself too. :lol:

 

 :lol: he definitely was yeah. not sure if he does that every game or what, but he looked fucking mental. kept coughing, shouting and twitching all over the shop. daft mackem weirdo.

 

I loved our equaliser and the fact we grabbed the ball out of the net and the whole team sprinted back to get the game restarted. tails were well and truly up.

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Just now, HUGZ said:

 

 :lol: he definitely was yeah. not sure if he does that every game or what, but he looked fucking mental. kept coughing, shouting and twitching all over the shop. daft mackem weirdo.

 

I loved our equaliser and the fact we grabbed the ball out of the net and the whole team sprinted back to get the game restarted. tails were well and truly up.


Aye, I noticed the twitch. If it’s something he can’t help then I’d never take the mick, but seeing how he is in interviews etc I think it’s just that he’s a fucking weirdo who clearly can’t hide from the occasion. :lol:

 

Said to me old man about us going straight back to the halfway line anarl. Brilliant mentality.

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55 minutes ago, ManDoon said:

He is mentally like 15. He can’t handle playing us. It’s hilarious 

It's fucking lovely.

 

Was it just me or was last nights game unusually hilarious?

 

Pickford, Joelinton's headkick, the dinosaurs, Everton trying to gain advantage through non-fair play, Bruno's back heel. Maybe I was just happy watching us for once [emoji38]

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Aye, burst out laughing a few times. The own goals, the injuries to their players (as they weren’t serious), that clearance above that went for a corner, saint-maximin just rinsing them again and again in the same position down their right. Was hilarious

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Am I misunderstanding the rules of the game, why didn’t we get a free kick for that? I know the ref gave us advantage but we stopped when we realised it wasn’t going to give us an advantage and ASM was still down

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7 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Aye, burst out laughing a few times. The own goals, the injuries to their players (as they weren’t serious), that clearance above that went for a corner, saint-maximin just rinsing them again and again in the same position down their right. Was hilarious


Add in Michael Keane giving another performance that reiterates my view he won his England call ups from a cereal box.

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2 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Joelinton’s flick off his own head in the penalty area as he tried to control and take a shot was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the pitch 

 

Minute 2:34. Chicharito did the same thing but scored [emoji38]

 

I'm part mexican which is why I remember the goal. 

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