Vinny Green Balls Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said: Seen him in Tesco, said areet. He just held two fingers under my nose and said "smell your fatha". We have scraped the bottom of the barrel when we are resorting to Dan Ashworth fan fiction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Given there hasn't really been any news, and only a couple of "expected to be rejected" tweets, i'm assuming both parties have probably been in contact throughout the day, trying to come to some sort of agreement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 This thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, 54 said: Given there hasn't really been any news, and only a couple of "expected to be rejected" tweets, i'm assuming both parties have probably been in contact throughout the day, trying to come to some sort of agreement. Good lad. That's the spirit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said: We have scraped the bottom of the barrel when we are resorting to Dan Ashworth fan fiction. Could be a modern day Viz character. Fan Ashworth. Boules around the toon haggling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 20 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said: Seen him in Tesco, said areet. He just held two fingers under my nose and said "smell your fatha". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 You know a threads made it when it has the flying lotus copypasta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 22 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said: Sounds like him I saw him in the bookies near Chillingham road (he wasn’t wearing a coat) I said , Dan nice to meet you. how’s things at Newcastle? No reply - just yawned in my face He took a Milky Way out his pocket and unwrapped it , but instead of eating the Milky Way he started using it as a pretend microphone ……… He slowly started singing the National anthem ….but in the tune of the blaydon races The woman behind the counter at the bookies , asked him to be quiet and she warned him he would be barred again if he continued with the ‘singing’ Dawn yawned loudly and screamed (madders is a Geordie) He ran up to the counter and put a tenner on England to win the World Cup I followed him out the bookies and spotted him asleep on the petrol forecourt next to four lane ends with a Milky Way up his arse I spotted him in a Toby Carvery, where he was sitting on his own colouring in. Cyril Regis walked past and said, Dan is that you? He said, sure is. Cyril said: If it is really you then do the thing with your ears that you used to do when you were at West Bromich so Dan slowly stands up and then he starts shaking his face from side to side to make the bottom of his ears wobble and it was so good because he was slapping his ears all over the place like a couple of meat hammocks for ages and everyone in the restaurant was saying that it was one of the best things that they have ever seen in their whole life and a little boy actually had a fit because he loved it so much and he nearly died of pure pleasure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 kill iz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 This is pathetic, lads, sort yourselves out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Walks into thread to see if we’ve signed this fucker yet? Enters the twilight zone. WTF ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said: Could be a modern day Viz character. Fan Ashworth. Boules around the toon haggling He sauntered into Greggs, in an overly tight fitting Shane McGowan drinking suit, pockets bulging with 500 riyal notes. Cautiously checking he wasn’t overheard, he leaned over the counter. ”Psst! I’ll give you 89p for that ham and pease pudding stottie. Waddaya say?” The bemused looking youth scratched under his Castore sponsored cap, before uttering. “They’re £2.55 sir.” ”Hadaway and shite!” Whispered Ashworth, in a surprisingly convincing regional accent, before shouldering through the panicked placard waving Tyneside public who’d gathered outside in hope of a successful purchase. Their heavily furrowed brows were eased slightly when he shouted: “I’ll be back before closing time. Be a shame to chuck it oot, like!”. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 People pissing themselves all over. Just sit back and wait and see what happens and stop believing every single tweet you read. Not one of them had any idea we were even interested in Maddison before the first bid was put in. Now they're tweeting hourly about it as if they know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBez comesock Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, reefatoon said: I spotted him in a Toby Carvery, where he was sitting on his own colouring in. Cyril Regis walked past and said, Dan is that you? He said, sure is. Cyril said: If it is really you then do the thing with your ears that you used to do when you were at West Bromich so Dan slowly stands up and then he starts shaking his face from side to side to make the bottom of his ears wobble and it was so good because he was slapping his ears all over the place like a couple of meat hammocks for ages and everyone in the restaurant was saying that it was one of the best things that they have ever seen in their whole life and a little boy actually had a fit because he loved it so much and he nearly died of pure pleasure. ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said: He sauntered into Greggs, in an overly tight fitting Shane McGowan drinking suit, pockets bulging with 500 riyal notes. Cautiously checking he wasn’t overheard, he leaned over the counter. ”Psst! I’ll give you 89p for that ham and pease pudding stottie. Waddaya say?” The bemused looking youth scratched under his Castore sponsored cap, before uttering. “They’re £2.55 sir.” ”Hadaway and shite!” Whispered Ashworth, in a surprisingly convincing regional accent, before shouldering through the panicked placard waving Tyneside public who’d gathered outside in hope of a successful purchase. Their heavily furrowed brows were eased slightly when he shouted: “I’ll be back before closing time. Be a shame to chuck it oot, like!”. "wey, he's only bid 89p for that class peas pudding stottie man, should go all in for the full £2.55. Unless it's a bluff cos he's really after the meatball combo" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 We're not far away from somebody writing Dan Ashworth erotica so I hope to fuck this transfer takes another week at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBez comesock Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said: He sauntered into Greggs, in an overly tight fitting Shane McGowan drinking suit, pockets bulging with 500 riyal notes. Cautiously checking he wasn’t overheard, he leaned over the counter. ”Psst! I’ll give you 89p for that ham and pease pudding stottie. Waddaya say?” The bemused looking youth scratched under his Castore sponsored cap, before uttering. “They’re £2.55 sir.” ”Hadaway and shite!” Whispered Ashworth, in a surprisingly convincing regional accent, before shouldering through the panicked placard waving Tyneside public who’d gathered outside in hope of a successful purchase. Their heavily furrowed brows were eased slightly when he shouted: “I’ll be back before closing time. Be a shame to chuck it oot, like!”. Did he still have the milky way up his Arse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Make it stop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hanshithispantz said: It probably doesn't matter what the initial bid was, the point of an opening bid is to let someone know you're wanting to enter negotiations. Your initial bid should pretty much never be accepted. Absolutely. Even when players were transfer listed with a fee beisde them there was negotiation Edited August 2, 2022 by Wolfcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 This is 100% worse than the Sven Botman thread already and we’re barely three days into the Saga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Had the pleasure of meeting Maddison at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said: This is 100% worse than the Sven Botman thread already and we’re barely three days into the Saga As the creator of both, you're very welcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ste said: We're not far away from somebody writing Dan Ashworth erotica so I hope to fuck this transfer takes another week at least. We were laughing at Forest fans in the match preview thread. I hope they aren't reading this ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 I'd suggest closing the thread, but to be sure I think we should delete the forum and burn the server. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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