KaKa Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Guys, you can trust me, I'm a very good judge of character. We're set for a very good season. McClaren will do really well, as will the players. Looks at Kaka's sig..... Yeah, so whoever put that there, the season's over so we can ditch that now please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I can't wait to hate this bloke. 5/1 it's his squinty eyes that'll annoy me first. It's his haircut, that's bothered me int he past. Just accept that you are balding and wear it with grace, you weirdo !! I'm balding in the same pattern, though not nearly as far progressed. It's awkward because the patch at the front looks weird just sort being on an island (more of a peninsula in my case), but it feels like a waste to buzz off other perfectly decent hair just because of that part, especially since I've got good coverage up top for the time being. Hopefully when it gets as far a Schteve's I'll have the good sense to just get it close cropped. I'll have to find something else that annoys me when its time to ratchet up to full-on hatred. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I can't wait to hate this bloke. 5/1 it's his squinty eyes that'll annoy me first. It's his haircut, that's bothered me int he past. Just accept that you are balding and wear it with grace, you weirdo !! I'm balding in the same pattern, though not nearly as far progressed. It's awkward because the patch at the front looks weird just sort being on an island (more of a peninsula in my case), but it feels like a waste to buzz off other perfectly decent hair just because of that part, especially since I've got good coverage up top for the time being. Hopefully when it gets as far a Schteve's I'll have the good sense to just get it close cropped. I'll have to find something else that annoys me when its time to ratchet up to full-on hatred. You could go with the fact that he's probably still breathing, that works for a lot of people on hire with previous managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Guys, you can trust me, I'm a very good judge of character. We're set for a very good season. McClaren will do really well, as will the players. Looks at Kaka's sig..... Yeah, so whoever put that there, the season's over so we can ditch that now please Nah it's a permanent thing to remind us of your wonderful advice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Guys, you can trust me, I'm a very good judge of character. We're set for a very good season. McClaren will do really well, as will the players. Looks at Kaka's sig..... Yeah, so whoever put that there, the season's over so we can ditch that now please http://25.media.tumblr.com/36cfbbf105dd85dff478c3c1af8df0bf/tumblr_n1iw01mlWC1tu3y05o2_500.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 More classic Ryderisms. However, it is believed the Geordie coach is naturally disappointed he was not offered the chance to continue as head coach. Uses the word coach twice within the same sentence and of course points out where Carver is from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 More classic Ryderisms. However, it is believed the Geordie coach is naturally disappointed he was not offered the chance to continue as head coach. Uses the word coach twice within the same sentence and of course points out where Carver is from. There's more Were Woodman to leave for the capital one possible replacement for him would be Geordie goalkeeping coach Eric Steele, who has worked with McClaren at Derby County. Steele and Paul Simpson, another close associate of McClaren, could leave Derby after Paul Clement.’ arrival. Just shocking how this bloke is in this job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Was speaking to a contractor from York who knows McClaren. Had nothing but positive things to say about him as a person. He at least needs a chance from us. It's all those other tosspots that'll hang him out to dry first with their incompetence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Was speaking to a contractor from York who knows McClaren. Had nothing but positive things to say about him as a person. He at least needs a chance from us. It's all those other tosspots that'll hang him out to dry first with their incompetence. He does seem like a decent bloke. Need him to do his job though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 He must be a decent bloke given that Danny Mills doesn't like him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 not excited at all with the appointment but if he is here please get rid of Carver and the rest of those tosspots Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Was speaking to a contractor from York who knows McClaren. Had nothing but positive things to say about him as a person. He at least needs a chance from us. It's all those other tosspots that'll hang him out to dry first with their incompetence. He does seem like a decent bloke. Need him to do his job though. Well we'll see. It's all on his shoulders if he gets any sort of backing from jabba. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 It's reassuring to know he is a nice bloke in person. That should ensure he will not last long with these twats in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I can't wait to hear his version of the Geordie lingo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Steele and Paul Simpson, another close associate of McClaren, could leave Derby after Paul Clement.’ arrival. Just shocking how this bloke is in this job. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I can't wait to hear his version of the Geordie lingo. I can't wait for him to say "I resign" and he can say it in any lingo he likes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 More classic Ryderisms. However, it is believed the Geordie coach is naturally disappointed he was not offered the chance to continue as head coach. Uses the word coach twice within the same sentence and of course points out where Carver is from. There's more Were Woodman to leave for the capital one possible replacement for him would be Geordie goalkeeping coach Eric Steele, who has worked with McClaren at Derby County. Steele and Paul Simpson, another close associate of McClaren, could leave Derby after Paul Clement.’ arrival. Just shocking how this bloke is in this job. This is absolute gold: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-players-want-stay-9391897 Rob Elliot The player has already been linked with Fulham and won’t want to be number 3 goalie at United. A move could be in the pipeline. Paul Dummett McClaren is a fan of no-nonsense defenders like Dummett and there is nothing to suggest he will be unhappy with what the Welsh international brings to the table. Just full of bland, meaningless, empty statements. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I can't help but think he'll bring the comedy, at least. If we get anything even close to Dutch Yoda McClaren, it will ease some of the disappointment. "Championsh League, Liverpool or Arshenal, I thought one of them we would draw and it is Arshenal I think." Gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 It would have been more hilarious (and acceptable) if he joined a Vietnamese club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Proper hope he adopts a thick Northumberland accent for his press conference. "Av been speakin' ta Jern and 'e sez that forst hurm game is a good chance fa Marveur ta impress." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 "The pair made up and Williamson played in the 2-0 win over West Ham but there are thought to be Championship clubs interested in his siganture." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-Zb1lZgN9OE/hqdefault.jpg http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00796/steve-mcclaren_796998c.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Another poor fucker to be thrown head first into the titanium thresher that is Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 What's with this "worse than Pardew" shite? Are people being serious with that? Pard's was appointed after abject failure at Southampton then went on to be the biggest twat I've ever seen manage Newcastle and there have been a few. If we were bringing on a random European manager with a league title to his name, a domestic trophy, a UEFA cup final and a term as manager of their national side everyone would be frothing at the gash. People would rather some guy who they've never seen over achieving with a team in some league they no nothing about. It's easier to hate a guy when you know more than one fourfourtwo article and a wiki page scan but that doesn't mean the dream appointments are free of failure. It's a meh appointment and I can see how it's unpopular because it's exactly the kind of appointment we expected, indicative of the way the club is ran but they guy himself is not to blame for that. I'm guilty of all of the above but there needs to be some perspective some where between the "it's not Garde" doomsday and "it's not Carver" shrugging. Pass the kool aid all that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The ginger Mike Baldwin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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