Dokko Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This forum has to be the most depressing place on the internet right now, and this thread the most depressing thread on this most depressing forum. Seriously there is nowhere where i go on the net which even comes close. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Is it nearly the end of June yet? Friday is the 31st, you can cry then and no sooner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This forum has to be the most depressing place on the internet right now, and this thread the most depressing thread on this most depressing forum. Seriously there is nowhere where i go on the net which even comes close. Lee Stewart's website gone down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 N-O and FML joint venture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Console me in my darkest hour Convince me that the truth is always grey Caress me in your velvet chair Conceal me from the ghost you cast away I ain't in no hurry, you go run And tell your friends I'm losing touch Fill their heads with rumors of impending doom It must be true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 a long, long, hard winter await's us all i'm at the point of giving up on it all, cricket is my main sport at the moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 when's that bank guy from his holiday? do u think that's why we've not had any info? He'll probably be on a six month round the world cruise, and phone signal isn't great on boats. or a sinking ship in the toons' case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Just lock this thread until something significant happens. It's a curse a tells ya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustynrg Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Man you can't blame Harris for Ashley's fuckups. His reputation says it's all his doing, not Harris. I bet it's a long time since Harris dealt with any club or client like Ashley's NUFC. How did this guy become a billionaire? Anyway, anyone know what happened at this meeting that was at 3:30? Any news from Donna? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Prediction,- nobody will buy the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Can you imagine if it is this time next year and nee fucker has still not bought the club??!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Can you imagine if it is this time next year and nee fucker has still not bought the club??!! Double negative man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're fucked off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTastic Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. Their credibility as a mover and shaker in the world of brokering deals for high profile football clubs is on the line? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. Their credibility as a mover and shaker in the world of brokering deals for high profile football clubs is on the line? Ok, David Icke, sounds plausible and I could agree with that. Ill accept that too - I'd rather hear that, seeing the company fed up with Ashley then just sitting there blowing smoke up our behinds and taking the $. Which in all honesty, I could also see them doing too. But yes this does reflect badly upon them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're fucked off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. would this finally bring Ashley back down to earth? realise the error of his ways etc..... or have i eventually gone insane Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're fucked off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. would this finally bring Ashley back down to earth? realise the error of his ways etc..... or have i eventually gone insane If the fat oaf was capable of seeing the error of his ways he'd have quit making blunder after blunder long before getting us relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. No, they'll get a small basic + % of the sale price. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I've been away on holiday for a week. On my return I see nothing has changed. I fear NUFC are now doomed to follow in the footsteps of Leeds. I can't see anyone wanting to buy the club now. Mike Ashley has murdered NUFC. The only comfort I take is at least the club has hurt him financially. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. No, they'll get a small basic + % of the sale price. If Seymour Pierce are going to earn a % of the sale would it not be in their best interests to tell Ashley not to accept a lower bid and to hang on for a higher price? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotheed Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. No, they'll get a small basic + % of the sale price. If Seymour Pierce are going to earn a % of the sale would it not be in their best interests to tell Ashley not to accept a lower bid and to hang on for a higher price? Not if they know no one is going to make a higher bid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're fucked off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. would this finally bring Ashley back down to earth? realise the error of his ways etc..... or have i eventually gone insane Insanity is the easy option in this scenario. he he... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ashley Out To 'Destroy' Newcastle Before He Goes? By Nu Mad Monday, 27th July 2009 We hear today that Mike Ashley's puppet, Derek Llambias, admits he got it wrong when he said the Toon have "received two offers of over £100m for the club". Allegedly ... he got it wrong. So if Llambias doesn't know the state of play - and he's got Ashley's hand up his arse as a glove puppet - what IS the truth? Because rumours coming from London suggest the Newcastle owner is going to wait until the transfer window is closed before selling the club ... leaving the club with ten-to-twelve players who are resigned to leaving ... while replacements will not be found. We have spoken to Tony Taylor, who is well known in Mike Ashley's financial circles, and he says: "I would not be surprised if Mike holds out until September or October because I think he has taken enough of the flak from the Newcastle fans, and his heart is not in it any more." Taylor: "I think Mike sees this as 'pay back time'. "The ball is in his court, he can sell the club to whoever he wishes, at whatever price. "But I'm sure he has an axe to grind. He was a highly successful business man two years ago, and in the two years since he bought into Newcastle the world has fallen in around his ears. "He was a highly respected man. Now he is seen as the man who destroyed a Geordie dream, and is without doubt a hated man on Tyneside. "His business dealings recently have been horrendous, and he is a man on the back foot. "If he sells Newcastle for £100m, and they get promoted, the value of the club will double - at the very least - and he will look a failure once again. "Do you think he WANTS Newcastle to get promoted? Personally ... if I was put on the spot ... I'd say I very much doubt it. "He has pressure from all angles - the players are up in revolt, Alan Shearer wants the job but is getting no indication he will get it, and the fans want to run him out of town. "He's a hunted man, probably because of his own doing, but he isn't the sort of man to take it on the chin and walk away. "Ashley has the final say on the future of Newcastle United ... and THAT my dear friend ... is very worrying for Newcastle fans. "It's not so much 'going down with the ship' ... I wonder if he WANTS to hit that iceburg." Link: http://www.newcastleunited-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=454970 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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