trotheed Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're f***ed off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. Why would they care, they get paid regardless. No, they'll get a small basic + % of the sale price. If Seymour Pierce are going to earn a % of the sale would it not be in their best interests to tell Ashley not to accept a lower bid and to hang on for a higher price? Not if they know no one is going to make a higher bid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 His name is Keith Harris, you know, Keith Harris of Seymour Pierce, the investment bank charged with finding a buyer for Newcastle United. Everytime I see them explain what Keith Harris is doing from Seymoure I cringe, we've seen it written for over a year. Man finds buyers for every other club but us, what a joke. Want to know whats even more wrong with Ashley, he's probably paying this nimwit a retainer for continuing this process and there has been nothing close to finalizing b/c Keith probably knows now that Ash is an idiot, so Keith wants to continue to get his retainer. And hey if the club sells, I'm sure he will get a nice little fee for that too. Jokes, f'ng jokes. I've been told that Keith Harris is on holiday because Seymour Pierce are in the process of cutting all ties with Ashley. They're fucked off he wont accept a realistic offer for the club and they believe it's impacting on their reputation quite badly. would this finally bring Ashley back down to earth? realise the error of his ways etc..... or have i eventually gone insane Insanity is the easy option in this scenario. he he... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ashley Out To 'Destroy' Newcastle Before He Goes? By Nu Mad Monday, 27th July 2009 We hear today that Mike Ashley's puppet, Derek Llambias, admits he got it wrong when he said the Toon have "received two offers of over £100m for the club". Allegedly ... he got it wrong. So if Llambias doesn't know the state of play - and he's got Ashley's hand up his arse as a glove puppet - what IS the truth? Because rumours coming from London suggest the Newcastle owner is going to wait until the transfer window is closed before selling the club ... leaving the club with ten-to-twelve players who are resigned to leaving ... while replacements will not be found. We have spoken to Tony Taylor, who is well known in Mike Ashley's financial circles, and he says: "I would not be surprised if Mike holds out until September or October because I think he has taken enough of the flak from the Newcastle fans, and his heart is not in it any more." Taylor: "I think Mike sees this as 'pay back time'. "The ball is in his court, he can sell the club to whoever he wishes, at whatever price. "But I'm sure he has an axe to grind. He was a highly successful business man two years ago, and in the two years since he bought into Newcastle the world has fallen in around his ears. "He was a highly respected man. Now he is seen as the man who destroyed a Geordie dream, and is without doubt a hated man on Tyneside. "His business dealings recently have been horrendous, and he is a man on the back foot. "If he sells Newcastle for £100m, and they get promoted, the value of the club will double - at the very least - and he will look a failure once again. "Do you think he WANTS Newcastle to get promoted? Personally ... if I was put on the spot ... I'd say I very much doubt it. "He has pressure from all angles - the players are up in revolt, Alan Shearer wants the job but is getting no indication he will get it, and the fans want to run him out of town. "He's a hunted man, probably because of his own doing, but he isn't the sort of man to take it on the chin and walk away. "Ashley has the final say on the future of Newcastle United ... and THAT my dear friend ... is very worrying for Newcastle fans. "It's not so much 'going down with the ship' ... I wonder if he WANTS to hit that iceburg." Link: http://www.newcastleunited-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=454970 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ashley Out To 'Destroy' Newcastle Before He Goes? By Nu Mad Monday, 27th July 2009 We hear today that Mike Ashley's puppet, Derek Llambias, admits he got it wrong when he said the Toon have "received two offers of over £100m for the club". Allegedly ... he got it wrong. So if Llambias doesn't know the state of play - and he's got Ashley's hand up his arse as a glove puppet - what IS the truth? Because rumours coming from London suggest the Newcastle owner is going to wait until the transfer window is closed before selling the club ... leaving the club with ten-to-twelve players who are resigned to leaving ... while replacements will not be found. We have spoken to Tony Taylor, who is well known in Mike Ashley's financial circles, and he says: "I would not be surprised if Mike holds out until September or October because I think he has taken enough of the flak from the Newcastle fans, and his heart is not in it any more." Taylor: "I think Mike sees this as 'pay back time'. "The ball is in his court, he can sell the club to whoever he wishes, at whatever price. "But I'm sure he has an axe to grind. He was a highly successful business man two years ago, and in the two years since he bought into Newcastle the world has fallen in around his ears. "He was a highly respected man. Now he is seen as the man who destroyed a Geordie dream, and is without doubt a hated man on Tyneside. "His business dealings recently have been horrendous, and he is a man on the back foot. "If he sells Newcastle for £100m, and they get promoted, the value of the club will double - at the very least - and he will look a failure once again. "Do you think he WANTS Newcastle to get promoted? Personally ... if I was put on the spot ... I'd say I very much doubt it. "He has pressure from all angles - the players are up in revolt, Alan Shearer wants the job but is getting no indication he will get it, and the fans want to run him out of town. "He's a hunted man, probably because of his own doing, but he isn't the sort of man to take it on the chin and walk away. "Ashley has the final say on the future of Newcastle United ... and THAT my dear friend ... is very worrying for Newcastle fans. "It's not so much 'going down with the ship' ... I wonder if he WANTS to hit that iceburg." Link: http://www.newcastleunited-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=454970 If Ashley thinks he's hated now, he won't know what hit him if that scenario came true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Only thing that connects Tony Taylor and Ashley according to Google is that article........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'm not surprised in the least if that was true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ashley Out To 'Destroy' Newcastle Before He Goes? By Nu Mad Monday, 27th July 2009 We hear today that Mike Ashley's puppet, Derek Llambias, admits he got it wrong when he said the Toon have "received two offers of over £100m for the club". Allegedly ... he got it wrong. So if Llambias doesn't know the state of play - and he's got Ashley's hand up his arse as a glove puppet - what IS the truth? Because rumours coming from London suggest the Newcastle owner is going to wait until the transfer window is closed before selling the club ... leaving the club with ten-to-twelve players who are resigned to leaving ... while replacements will not be found. We have spoken to Tony Taylor, who is well known in Mike Ashley's financial circles, and he says: "I would not be surprised if Mike holds out until September or October because I think he has taken enough of the flak from the Newcastle fans, and his heart is not in it any more." Taylor: "I think Mike sees this as 'pay back time'. "The ball is in his court, he can sell the club to whoever he wishes, at whatever price. "But I'm sure he has an axe to grind. He was a highly successful business man two years ago, and in the two years since he bought into Newcastle the world has fallen in around his ears. "He was a highly respected man. Now he is seen as the man who destroyed a Geordie dream, and is without doubt a hated man on Tyneside. "His business dealings recently have been horrendous, and he is a man on the back foot. "If he sells Newcastle for £100m, and they get promoted, the value of the club will double - at the very least - and he will look a failure once again. "Do you think he WANTS Newcastle to get promoted? Personally ... if I was put on the spot ... I'd say I very much doubt it. "He has pressure from all angles - the players are up in revolt, Alan Shearer wants the job but is getting no indication he will get it, and the fans want to run him out of town. "He's a hunted man, probably because of his own doing, but he isn't the sort of man to take it on the chin and walk away. "Ashley has the final say on the future of Newcastle United ... and THAT my dear friend ... is very worrying for Newcastle fans. "It's not so much 'going down with the ship' ... I wonder if he WANTS to hit that iceburg." Link: http://www.newcastleunited-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=454970 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Fucking hell how completely absurd I think I'll sell my car, I'll leave it out in a bad neighbourhood and refuse all offers until it gets pinched, I'm sure that won't put any prospective buyers off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustynrg Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Talk about made up shite. Tony Taylor doesn''t exist anywhere on Google as someone already said. Llambias has said nowhere that he was mistaken about the two bids, he wouldn't admit that. That mad.co.uk site should be banned from here tbh if that's possible like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlouismag Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 That mad.co.uk site should be banned from here tbh if that's possible like. That site and and nufcblog are ploys by tribalfootball to increase their credibility. I'm sure of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 SSN Breaking News.... Profitable Group End Interest In buying NUFC.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Profitable Group end their interest in Buying Newcastle. SSN Headline.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 For fuck's sake. ...Unless this is because we're about to accept a different bid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 So sad another twist and turns I don't think any one can buy us now so sad feel so let down. SSN report for 6 min all about us and I feel like sh$t. If Ashely really wanna sell he will let FFS have it other wise we will have Ashley and adminstaration is not out of our way.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Thread title update ffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Where are our nutters? I don't mean the fuckwits who shout at Sky cameras, I mean our proper unhinged organised criminal nutters. Surely there must be some mental gangsters or old-style hoolies who are NUFC fans, why haven't they arranged for a horses head in Ashley's bed or something? Well nothing that extreme, a pony's head maybe. Come on lads, sort it out. We buy your pikey DVDs and foreign fags, give something back to the community. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Micktoon Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Seriously, what's the fucking point. This has without doubt been the most fucked up close season we've had. I'm starting to lean towards the conspiracy theories now. Some people say that these are nonsense and I agree, however ashleys attitiude to all this needs some fucking explaining. Why the hell the press aren't hounding the failed casino manager as well about these two or more 100 mill bids god knows. The whole situation fucking stinks and it's about time someone in authority started asking questions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Its looking like Freddie or Administration now innit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 SSN Breaking News.... Profitable Group End Interest In buying NUFC.. More breaking news. The Profitable Group probably never had the money for a bid and only used the club's sale in a cynical attempt to increase their own profile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 The mysterious Tony Taylor doesn't sound any better informed than anyone else. The theory doesn't make any sense, because if Ashley's reputation has taken a battering, letting the club go to the wall isn't going to restore it. The 'revenge' idea is just a conspiracy theory. 9 times out of ten, cock-up theories turn out to be right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 The Profitable Group probably never had the money for a bid and only used the club's sale in a cynical attempt to increase their own profile. Yep, unable to provide proof of funds http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_5456939,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordie Boyo Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Looks like we may well be stuck with fat c~#*t for another season with no new players....great....! We are doomed... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Where are our nutters? I don't mean the fuckwits who shout at Sky cameras, I mean our proper unhinged organised criminal nutters. Surely there must be some mental gangsters or old-style hoolies who are NUFC fans, why haven't they arranged for a horses head in Ashley's bed or something? Well nothing that extreme, a pony's head maybe. Come on lads, sort it out. We buy your pikey DVDs and foreign fags, give something back to the community. I've been wondering this for a few weeks actually - how long will it take until someone snaps? We laugh about it, but this sort of scenario surely has to shortening at the bookies...? My first thought was "Did Peter Ridsdale ever face physical threats after Leeds went bust?" But then I realised the situation is different - he drove Leeds to the wall chasing the dream, whereas Ashley is doing it... for no discernible reason... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dover Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Good news. Fat Freds bid will now be considered and hopefully accepted, hes a cunt but better the devil you know when your in the mire, and if its a choice between fat fred and relegation due to administration I`ll take freddy thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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