Agent: Newcastle 'not an option' for Martin Jol

[AyeDubbleYoo]

If they can pursuade the monster of Hatem to come here, then they can persuade anyone!

 

Mourinho's mobile is switched off at the moment, he's worried he won't be able to resist Mike Ashley's Jedi mind tricks.

[BONTEMPI]

Won't be Jol, as Joe Kinnear just got sacked from Aldi, for telling someone to fucking clean up in ailse five. 

[Dave]

NeilAshton_NOTW‎: Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer.

 

[Decky]

What a load of shite

[hakka]

Is Neil Ashton sat in the room with them?

[ElDiablo]

NeilAshton_NOTW‎: Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer.

 

 

:lol:

[KaKa]

Oh my god ... Dave please explain. Is he cracking a joke or is that a real statement.

[Elliottman]

NeilAshton_NOTW‎: Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer.

 

 

So they only found out about Jol an hour ago leaving ajax and already they know what contract we have offered. Amazing how they find these things out.

[Magpie]

https://twitter.com/#!/NeilAshton_NOTW

 

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton

Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer. Huge problems at Ajax behind scenes, saw all this at Spurs

 

[Dave]

DJTrevorNelson‎: @Minto1981 looks like newcastle are going to get martin jol

 

NAILED ON

[madras]

https://twitter.com/#!/NeilAshton_NOTW

 

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton

Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer. Huge problems at Ajax behind scenes, saw all this at Spurs

 

well he aint seen nothing yet.

[timeEd32]

https://twitter.com/#!/NeilAshton_NOTW

 

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton

Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer. Huge problems at Ajax behind scenes, saw all this at Spurs

 

well he aint seen nothing yet.

 

So true.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Twitter - fulfilling the role of Alan Oliver since 1996.

[JH]

2+2 = 200

[Liam Liam Liam O]

https://twitter.com/#!/NeilAshton_NOTW

 

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton

Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer. Huge problems at Ajax behind scenes, saw all this at Spurs

 

 

So basically saying we're trying our best not to get him, while at the same time saying getting him would be a bad thing.

 

Sunday papers man

[Ameritoon]

[David Icke - Son of God]

DJTrevorNelson‎: @Minto1981 looks like newcastle are going to get martin jol

 

NAILED ON

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Good job there are no problems at Newcastle behind the scenes. This is nailed on.

 

[KaKa]

The thing is I could so see Ashley being willing to only offer a six month contract to protect himself from the threat of relegation. Really hope it isn't true though. God, the anxiety.

[TheGuv]

4/5 Betfred

[Incognito]

https://twitter.com/#!/NeilAshton_NOTW

 

NeilAshton_NOTW Neil Ashton

Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer. Huge problems at Ajax behind scenes, saw all this at Spurs

 

well he aint seen nothing yet.

 

In Mackemland,that would be Bramble-Turner Overdrive.

[Mike]

Dramatic stuff. Think it's best not to think about what could be. Only going to end in disappointment.

[Elliottman]

2\5 skybet

[jdckelly]

NeilAshton_NOTW‎: Martin Jol wants more than six month contract Newcastle are preparing to offer.

 

i think the fact its neil ashton says it all

[Karjala]

Just seen Jol shovelling snow at Newcastle Airport...