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we're in trouble. He's shown nowt to think he can get a win let alone enough to keep us up. teams down there are improving (to some extent anyway) while we're getting worse by the game

 

Pardew shows nowt, but he still got a few wins because of the quality of the players, so will Carver, shit as he is.

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Being made fun of by international press now... "They had 80 applicants for the managerial role and gave it to John Carver." :anguish:

 

Good, they should take the piss out of them.  As long as they don't neglect to mention that 99% of our fanbase didn't want him in any capacity.

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Imagine being so undeveloped that at his age he doesn't realise that mentioning Bobby Robson EVERY SINGLE TIME is just weird and inappropriate. Just imagine the level of creep we are talking about here. This is the current manager head coach.

 

Imagine him also thinking that mentioning that Mourinho recommended him, was a power move, that would make him a more worthwhile candidate. Please imagine this. This is the man charged with looking after the club for months if not years.

 

 

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He looks like an angry football dad who starts on other dads at his sons under 8s matches :lol:

 

Unless the 'other dad' has forearms the size of that cabbie who took up Carver's invitation to discuss matters at training following the game where he lost the plot with the fans...

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Completely unsurprising news but the worst part of it all is that he will clearly get the job in the summer providing he does "OK". That means more months of not being able to just watch the game and want us to win.

Before Pardew left I would imagine we already had the smallest background staff out of the whole league. I doubt there has been any consideration of bringing another coach in now. Even worse, should he upset Ashley in any way and leave before the summer, then I have no doubt Beardsley would then step up and we would be yet another body down on the coaching staff.

 

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Being made fun of by international press now... "They had 80 applicants for the managerial role and gave it to John Carver." :anguish:

 

Man ... I read an article that was saying that it would be Schuster till the end of the season over the weekend. I think from Germany. I was so hopeful man. That should have been the minimum. I imagine that's the kind of thing they were expecting.

 

We should have given someone like that a chance till the end of the season i.e. someone willing to come in straight away, that maybe wasn't a favourite, but that had enough of a rep to be giving a chance to show they could do well and maybe win the job.

 

 

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Imagine it taking a month to find out that all the decent candidates don't want to come until the summer. Seems like the kind if thing that would take a couple of minutes at most.

 

Utter pisstake. :lol:

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Imagine it taking a month to find out that all the decent candidates don't want to come until the summer. Seems like the kind if thing that would take a couple of minutes at most.

 

Utter pisstake. :lol:

 

It wasn't a transfer window smokescreen though pinky promise.

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Imagine it taking a month to find out that all the decent candidates don't want to come until the summer. Seems like the kind if thing that would take a couple of minutes at most.

 

Utter pisstake. :lol:

 

It wasn't a transfer window smokescreen though pinky promise.

Didn't even need a smokescreen as our squad list is "full" :lol:

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I think we're fortunate that Carver, and his backroom staff, couldn't manage a win since Pardew fucked off, otherwise we could have been lumbered with the plank for the long term.

 

The club better bring in a credible manager in the summer or...

 

What? The apathetic cunts who turn up every other week to be taken the piss out of will still lap it up.

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@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players.

 

Well that's alright then.

 

Course it has. At least half of them are robbing a living and will be delighted to have at least 6 more months to do so.

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@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players.

 

Well that's alright then.

 

Course it has. Feet up, job done, just coast through the season and continue to get away with substandard performances for the rest of the season. go through the motions picking u the odd win here and there perhaps, finish 16th then jet off to spend the money they're stealing from the club. The fucking cretins.

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@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players.

 

Well that's alright then.

 

Course it has. Feet up, job done, just coast through the season and continue to get away with substandard performances for the rest of the season. go through the motions picking u the odd win here and there perhaps, finish 16th then jet off to spend the money they're stealing from the club. The fucking cretins.

 

Yup. Plenty of them as well.

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