Wullie Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 It's so hot, I am completely naked and still am hot. My girlfriend is sleeping, she was waiting for some oral sex but eventually she felt asleep. I didn't feel like doing it because I had a Big Mac for dinner and now my breath is smelling like rotten onions. Outside it's 18ºC Tired of this. I can barely sleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Why is that in this thread? Aw man, I'm gone. You're right. I'm off to the chat section. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Let's have West Ham have twenty shots on goal but nick a point because they can't hit any of them. Including Carroll missing a sitter from three years out. I don't even care about football anymore. Just let us luck out like motherfuckers and get something from this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 What a lunatic i mean winning ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 what a thoroughly depressing day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Should start a new thread called "Hugely relevant posts". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 What a lunatic i mean winning ffs. Off his rocker. Aye, let's all win some games or whatever. Nutcase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Elliiot MYM Taylor Colo Had Ben Arfa Cabaye Sissoko Marveux Cisse Gouffran OR Elliiot MYM Taylor Colo Had Cabaye Sissoko Marveux Ben Arfa Cisse Gouffran Just go for it from the off you cowardly prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Just hoping we can get Colo back to provide something resembling leadership if only to grind out a couple of draws in the last few matches. Stick HBA and Gouffran back in the side to atleast give us an attacking threat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I just don't even want to watch this game. Only uncertainty we have is the anticipation of discovering what fresh horrors await us. How many will Carroll score? Will Nolan do his chicken dance? Can Fat Sam emulate the Di Canio knee slide? Fucksake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 How many will Carroll score? He will have our CHs for lunch. Will Nolan do his chicken dance? Didn't celebrate when he scored against us. Can Fat Sam emulate the Di Canio knee slide? You mean whether the camel toe can emulate the PDC knee slide? Hmm... HTH. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Pardew said he look to bring in more experience into the line up next week. That means Shola to start and Jonas left back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Pardew said he look to bring in more experience into the line up next week. That means Shola to start and Jonas left back. Don't forget Harper in goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 How many will Carroll score? He will have our CHs for lunch. Learnt something while in Liverpool at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umer Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 From his comments I think he'll select something like this ------------Harper Simpson-Taylor-Colo-Perch HBA-Tiote-Cabaye-Guiterrez ------Shola---Cisse We need to match wigans result at the minimum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Normally I'd not suggest that professionals would throw the game, but Carroll & Nolan know what a defeat here would do to us. They love the club. For Carroll, he's probably coming back home if we stay up, which is what he wants. Just sayin' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Only hope in this match is Coloccini coming back into the side and some attacking options from Ben Arfa and Gouffran either side of Cisse to atleast make West Ham think about us a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Normally I'd not suggest that professionals would throw the game, but Carroll & Nolan know what a defeat here would do to us. They love the club. For Carroll, he's probably coming back home if we stay up, which is what he wants. Just sayin' Aye but Nolan didn't exactly have glowing words to say about Pardew after he left. Know he wouldn't want to intentionally hurt us fans but I bet he'd love to sock it to Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Anyone remember who our last two goalscorers were at Upton Park? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 make West Ham think about us a bit. Don't be so silly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 There should be no way in hell Jonas starts this. He's a fucking embarrassment to the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I think we might lose this one 8-1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 It's so hot, I am completely naked and still am hot. My girlfriend is sleeping, she was waiting for some oral sex but eventually she felt asleep. I didn't feel like doing it because I had a Big Mac for dinner and now my breath is smelling like rotten onions. Outside it's 18ºC Tired of this. I can barely sleep. This has to be one of the greatest posts I have ever seen on here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 It's so hot, I am completely naked and still am hot. My girlfriend is sleeping, she was waiting for some oral sex but eventually she felt asleep. I didn't feel like doing it because I had a Big Mac for dinner and now my breath is smelling like rotten onions. Outside it's 18ºC Tired of this. I can barely sleep. Disagree.... has to start Ben Arfa imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Good luck to anyone going. I've plumped for QPR out of the two - hopefully by then we are safe and can just laugh at Harry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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