Jack Colback (now a free agent)

[Dan Gleebals]

I have no issues with him if he is a squad player over a weekly starter.  Him and Tiote in the same teams smacks of bottlejob jobbing it and going all defensive.

[mrmojorisin75]

As someone else has pointed out, it's not as if we're overloaded with talent in CM. Colback is the least of our worries.

 

It's been one of the tedious subjects of the summer along with 'the king' and 'left backs' and 'fret', like. Boring as fuck.

 

what do you consider the more interesting subjects under discussion this summer then ron, football-wise?

[Conjo]

Our Hayden Mullins

[Minhosa]

He wasn't static on the ball for Sunlun.

 

No-one responded to this but I thought it was very pertinent. Pardew tells the players the role he wants them to play and it's quite clear he was told not to venture forward, have to keep our shape, just keep it simple.

 

I could write the following in every players thread. Pardew is going to shackle every bit of creativity and movement out of them - each and every one. And the only players that will think Pardew is the king are the likes of Williamson and Elliot.

Colback is one of those types tbh.

 

Yup.

[Dr Venkman]

My only issue with him is that Pardew will start him in every game because he's english and runs around a lot, which could well be to the detriment of the team.

[Wilson]

http://i.gyazo.com/d41fa0bd6fc2865b73ddff9500e99025.png

 

[Ikon]

That shirt is fucking awful! Makes wor Jackie have tits!

[loki679]

Where did all his blood go?  He's the same colour as the goal frame.

[Dinho lad]

He's got such a punch-able face.

[Wilson]

Looks like we're paying him with heroin

[loki679]

Looks like we're paying him with heroin

 

Think he deserves a raise.  Double his salary.  In fact, treble it.

[Disco]

Didn't know he had AIDS like. Shame.

[MyPalAl]

As someone else has pointed out, it's not as if we're overloaded with talent in CM. Colback is the least of our worries.

 

It's been one of the tedious subjects of the summer along with 'the king' and 'left backs' and 'fret', like. Boring as fuck.

 

I find myself agreeing with Ronaldo a bit too much at the moment. He is obviously been taking the sensible tablets 

[Guest reefatoon]

  It's hilarious, the poor ginger f***er is getting pulled to bits non stop.  I have a feeling he won't last 5 minutes here.

 

So far on this page . . . . . .He has tits, he has no blood, he has a punch-able face, he's paid in heroin, he needs his pay trebled if that's the case and he has aids. 

[TRon]

Posting that photo should be a bannable offence IMO. Wilson's on borrowed time.

[Interpolic]

  It's hilarious, the poor ginger f***er is getting pulled to bits non stop.  I have a feeling he won't last 5 minutes here.

 

So far on this page . . . . . .He has tits, he has no blood, he has a punch-able face, he's paid in heroin, he needs his pay trebled if that's the case and he has aids. 

 

[HawK]

The strip looks like a geometric interpretation of someone throwing a can of black paint at the neck of a white shirt and then slapping wonga on top.

[Al Moody]

  It's hilarious, the poor ginger f***er is getting pulled to bits non stop.  I have a feeling he won't last 5 minutes here.

 

So far on this page . . . . . .He has tits, he has no blood, he has a punch-able face, he's paid in heroin, he needs his pay trebled if that's the case and he has aids. 

 

 

Absolutely howling at this. What a summary.

[ponsaelius]

  It's hilarious, the poor ginger f***er is getting pulled to bits non stop.  I have a feeling he won't last 5 minutes here.

 

So far on this page . . . . . .He has tits, he has no blood, he has a punch-able face, he's paid in heroin, he needs his pay trebled if that's the case and he has aids. 

 

 

Absolutely howling at this. What a summary.

 

same

[Jordan]

http://i.gyazo.com/d41fa0bd6fc2865b73ddff9500e99025.png

 

U WOT M8

[Wilson]

He has tits, he has no blood, he has a punch-able face, he's paid in heroin, he needs his pay trebled if that's the case and he has aids. 

 

Dunno how he's a footballer tbh, the little aids ridden smack rat.

[Vinny Green Balls]

http://i.gyazo.com/d41fa0bd6fc2865b73ddff9500e99025.png

 

 

He's like the Jackie Robinson of Morlocks.  Finally the league is no longer segregated for subterranean hominids.

[Deuce]

  It's hilarious, the poor ginger f***er is getting pulled to bits non stop.  I have a feeling he won't last 5 minutes here.

 

So far on this page . . . . . .He has tits, he has no blood, he has a punch-able face, he's paid in heroin, he needs his pay trebled if that's the case and he has aids. 

 

:lol:

[Deuce]

Gotta give Ashley credit. Didn't realize he was working with Make-a-Wish.

[Stifler]

Some of the comments on here are shocking really.

 

Then again I guess the lad isn't up during the day writing on a forum about a guy he doesn't even know, no maybe he's too busy you know with playing for the club he grew up supporting, earning more money in a week then what people on here will earn in a year, getting to go home to his wife and child at the end of the day. If he puts in the work then one day when he's at work he might score the winner in a derby, with a bit of good luck he might even score the winner in a cup final. Aye but go ahead, mock the lad on his looks, hate him before he's played a competitive match for us, because he's got nothing on any of you. I mean how can compete with half the people on here who one day if they work hard enough and sacrifice all their time possibly including time supporting us, or even valuable family time then one day when some of you go to work you might be promoted to the position of deputy shift supervisor at the Tesco's down the road, or possibly even PA to the PA, to the PA of the big boss.