Hanshithispantz Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I imagine they're the same people who listen to Ed Sheeran and think Joe Pasquale is funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Fuck this season! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Just posted on their. f***ing morons who are clearly either not fans or happy with being f***ing mediocre. I can't believe what I'm reading on their to be honest. People are actually agreign with these points On Pardew, he's impressed me so far this year. Christ he's been a t*** in the past, but the way he's set up looks surprisingly progressive and looks like he's placing a huge amount of emphasis on the currently absent Tioté. Cabaye was transformed into something of a 10 from more of a deep lying playmaker. Under Pardew he became one of the most complete midfielders to grace the game. We should all sign up tomorrow and hammer them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Considering how easily we dumped Hughton for his limitations it's mad we are happy to stick with Pardew. Good god, I would be happy with Steve Bruce these days, fuck it, Bruce Rioch, nae Bruce Forsythe would even be a upgrade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Fuck this season! Made even worse after a World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 How has he so many of us under his mercy i will never know. He is such a small timer its unbelievable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Considering how easily we dumped Hughton for his limitations it's mad we are happy to stick with Pardew. Good god, I would be happy with Steve Bruce these days, fuck it, Bruce Rioch, nae Bruce Forsythe would even be a upgrade. I'd welcome Hughton back with open arms atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I honestly hope he gets an std Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I honestly hope he gets an std That all? You're generous mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Id be fucking ecstatic with Steve Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Loving this thread. Great to see some positive attitudes to drown out the usual miserable "pardew is the devil, Ben arfa is god" shite. Also loved my post match drink in bar loco this week when someone unfurled a hba as che banner and most of the fans gathered there groaned and said they need to get over it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Let's just sit back and enjoy him royally fucking it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Let's start rumours. Pardew loves putting spoons in his anus. Apparently he calls it "doing a spoony". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Loving this thread. Great to see some positive attitudes to drown out the usual miserable "pardew is the devil, Ben arfa is god" shite. Also loved my post match drink in bar loco this week when someone unfurled a hba as che banner and most of the fans gathered there groaned and said they need to get over it. Where's that from? And get over what, exactly? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 He nonces dogs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Let's start rumours. Pardew loves putting spoons in his anus. Apparently he calls it "doing a spoony". I heard that he likes his spoons to go almost as deep as his midfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Let's start rumours. Pardew loves putting spoons in his anus. Apparently he calls it "doing a spoony". He goes into parks and chews on the cheeks of children. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I've heard it was him that uploaded the Jennifer Lawrence photos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Loving this thread. Great to see some positive attitudes to drown out the usual miserable "pardew is the devil, Ben arfa is god" s****. Also loved my post match drink in bar loco this week when someone unfurled a hba as che banner and most of the fans gathered there groaned and said they need to get over it. Where's that from? And get over what, exactly? On the NUFC subreddit in a thread where he the OP basically says mid table is good for Newcastle, as we have a young squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Id be f***ing ecstatic with Steve Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 OK. Let me preface this with me saying I don't hate Ashley or Pardew. I don't love them either by any means, but I don't hate them. If you've read past that comment and are still reading, thanks. Basically what I wanted to say was I don't think we're in trouble, and sure I'd like to see a striker and a CB, just like I'm sure every single Newcastle fan would, as would any fan of any football club. That's just the nature of the beast, everyone always wants to bring better players in. But my main point is that we're not in trouble. We have got a team this year for "mid-table mediocrity", but why is that a bad thing? It's not like we're going to compete for the top 4 this season, and sure Europa league places would be nice, but why splash a tonne of cash to challenge for Europa. What we have got this year is a young team, and if they're not super young they're on a long contract (look at the 6 year contracts we've given new players coming in). Just look: Krul is only 26 (and a keeper so he's got 10 years in him still) Santon is 23 Haidara is 21 Janmaat is 25 Anita is 25 Cissoko is 25 Colback is 24 SDJ is 25 Cabella is 24 Ferreyra is 23 Riviere is 24 Perez is 21 Aarons is 18 Lascelles is 20 (granted he's on loan, but I felt this list needed a CB to validate my point) We have so many players yet to reach their peak age, and sure we'll sell a few for a few million, but there's a lot to look forward to. Whether Pardew is or isn't the man to take us forward, if he can push that group of players to mid-table mediocrity, we'll have such a good core to build on in a couple of years. If people can just look past the immediacy of the situation then surely if we're not in trouble, mid-table mediocrity is fine for now. Just because Ashley's building for the future and 'we all hate Ashley', doesn't what's happening is bad. A good idea from a bad person is still a good idea (not that I think he's a bad person). Before anyone says "Pardew butchers young talent", that's not my point. My point is that there is talent already there considering we've got a mid-table capable squad that's still 3-4 years of being at it's prime age for most of them. TL;DR: Don't panic that we might finish mid-table, look at the prospects of our players Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 :popcorn: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We've got fuck all up front and we're weak as piss at the back. I think we're in trouble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 OK. Let me preface this with me saying I don't hate Ashley or Pardew. I don't love them either by any means, but I don't hate them. If you've read past that comment and are still reading, thanks. Basically what I wanted to say was I don't think we're in trouble, and sure I'd like to see a striker and a CB, just like I'm sure every single Newcastle fan would, as would any fan of any football club. That's just the nature of the beast, everyone always wants to bring better players in. But my main point is that we're not in trouble. We have got a team this year for "mid-table mediocrity", but why is that a bad thing? It's not like we're going to compete for the top 4 this season, and sure Europa league places would be nice, but why splash a tonne of cash to challenge for Europa. What we have got this year is a young team, and if they're not super young they're on a long contract (look at the 6 year contracts we've given new players coming in). Just look: Krul is only 26 (and a keeper so he's got 10 years in him still) Santon is 23 Haidara is 21 Janmaat is 25 Anita is 25 Cissoko is 25 Colback is 24 SDJ is 25 Cabella is 24 Ferreyra is 23 Riviere is 24 Perez is 21 Aarons is 18 Lascelles is 20 (granted he's on loan, but I felt this list needed a CB to validate my point) We have so many players yet to reach their peak age, and sure we'll sell a few for a few million, but there's a lot to look forward to. Whether Pardew is or isn't the man to take us forward, if he can push that group of players to mid-table mediocrity, we'll have such a good core to build on in a couple of years. If people can just look past the immediacy of the situation then surely if we're not in trouble, mid-table mediocrity is fine for now. Just because Ashley's building for the future and 'we all hate Ashley', doesn't what's happening is bad. A good idea from a bad person is still a good idea (not that I think he's a bad person). Before anyone says "Pardew butchers young talent", that's not my point. My point is that there is talent already there considering we've got a mid-table capable squad that's still 3-4 years of being at it's prime age for most of them. TL;DR: Don't panic that we might finish mid-table, look at the prospects of our players I saw this post - by you, I assume on reddit earlier and it made me incredibly angry. So much bollocks on there, really think you are totally missing the point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 OK. Let me preface this with me saying I don't hate Ashley or Pardew. I don't love them either by any means, but I don't hate them. If you've read past that comment and are still reading, thanks. Basically what I wanted to say was I don't think we're in trouble, and sure I'd like to see a striker and a CB, just like I'm sure every single Newcastle fan would, as would any fan of any football club. That's just the nature of the beast, everyone always wants to bring better players in. But my main point is that we're not in trouble. We have got a team this year for "mid-table mediocrity", but why is that a bad thing? It's not like we're going to compete for the top 4 this season, and sure Europa league places would be nice, but why splash a tonne of cash to challenge for Europa. What we have got this year is a young team, and if they're not super young they're on a long contract (look at the 6 year contracts we've given new players coming in). Just look: Krul is only 26 (and a keeper so he's got 10 years in him still) Santon is 23 Haidara is 21 Janmaat is 25 Anita is 25 Cissoko is 25 Colback is 24 SDJ is 25 Cabella is 24 Ferreyra is 23 Riviere is 24 Perez is 21 Aarons is 18 Lascelles is 20 (granted he's on loan, but I felt this list needed a CB to validate my point) We have so many players yet to reach their peak age, and sure we'll sell a few for a few million, but there's a lot to look forward to. Whether Pardew is or isn't the man to take us forward, if he can push that group of players to mid-table mediocrity, we'll have such a good core to build on in a couple of years. If people can just look past the immediacy of the situation then surely if we're not in trouble, mid-table mediocrity is fine for now. Just because Ashley's building for the future and 'we all hate Ashley', doesn't what's happening is bad. A good idea from a bad person is still a good idea (not that I think he's a bad person). Before anyone says "Pardew butchers young talent", that's not my point. My point is that there is talent already there considering we've got a mid-table capable squad that's still 3-4 years of being at it's prime age for most of them. TL;DR: Don't panic that we might finish mid-table, look at the prospects of our players Fucking hell, are you the moron from reddit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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