r0cafella Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 another ashley gamble which backfires. More to come in the future Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Dave Kitson is the secret footballer, he's quite adept at telling tales It was also on April 1st fwiw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Find it hard to take any amusement, as we know the petty cunt will be looking to recoup losses any way he can. This should in no way affect NUFC, but it will in some way down the line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 And fucking lol at Mike for the losses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob1971 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Dave Kitson wasn't he named as the secret footballer? not sure how correct he was with the rumours on his website or books? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 It would be funny if this lands him in more trouble with Sports Direct shareholders. It almost certainly will. Another fuck up like this and the institutional investors will be threatening to pull their cash unless there’s fundamental change I.e; him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 The best things fans could do at this point is attack investors interest. SD’s rep/Ashley is in the toilet. Sponsors like etoro, fun88 and local businesses need further pressure. I note the chronicles latest podcast is sponsored by club sponsor etoro - slight conflict of interest there like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Dave Kitson is the secret footballer, he's quite adept at telling tales It was also on April 1st fwiw That’d be the worst April fools ever. Waiting a month and half to say gotcha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabtoon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ashley took a lie detector test lol he cant lie straight in bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Dave Kitson wasn't he named as the secret footballer? not sure how correct he was with the rumours on his website or books? I seem to remember a story that it was him and one or two other players, because "The Secret Footballer's" career didn't ever match any single player? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Can only be a good thing for us long term. Ok, he might punish us, transfer wise in the short term but he's doing that anyway. As soon as he realises that he needs the money from selling us, the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ashley took a lie detector test lol he cant lie straight in bed. That's cos he's too fat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I expect more pillaging of NUFC to cover the losses though. That's the transfer window cancelled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Get it sold, fat boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divun Naa Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Dave Kitson wasn't he named as the secret footballer? not sure how correct he was with the rumours on his website or books? I seem to remember a story that it was him and one or two other players, because "The Secret Footballer's" career didn't ever match any single player? I seem to recall he came up with 'The Secret Footballer' pseudonym partly to protect his identity as most people would'nt be remotely interested in what he had to say as he was largely irrelevant in terms of being a highly influential/respected peer of his group. The latter of which would be helpful in terms of shifting books from shelves. Simply a clever way to sell more books due to his lack of notoriety. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Fuckety bye fatboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 "Never really liked you anyway, it was a joke. Haaaa dead funny too." *runs waddles away crying, jeans flapping in the wind* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Dave Kitson wasn't he named as the secret footballer? not sure how correct he was with the rumours on his website or books? I seem to remember a story that it was him and one or two other players, because "The Secret Footballer's" career didn't ever match any single player? I seem to recall he came up with 'The Secret Footballer' pseudonym partly to protect his identity as most people would'nt be remotely interested in what he had to say as he was largely irrelevant in terms of being a highly influential/respected peer of his group. The latter of which would be helpful in terms of shifting books from shelves. Simply a clever way to sell more books due to his lack of notoriety. Kitson always struck me as a complete dick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Ashley calling it a national scandal FFS What happened to Newcastle United was a national scandal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Mr Ashley said: "The politicians and regulators have proven to be as effective as a chocolate teapot." He also called for the administration process to be reversed. He said it would mean that "a full, better and appropriate solvent solution can be found". And he added: "This solution would include allowing myself and appropriate senior Sports Direct management access to detailed information to save the business for all stakeholders. "The board of Debenhams and its advisers have sought to stifle and exclude us from their so-called process and have undermined and blocked our various offers of assistance as they carried out their underhand plan to steal from shareholders." Fat Sod. Will the staff at Debenhams have their pensions protected in administration ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 This is all funny but will we end up suffering for this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 This is all funny but will we end up suffering for this? We're suffering anyway. I'd gladly take another punch in the face if it means Ashley gets one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Pretty sure Kitson posted similar stuff on his Insta as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Yeah he did, absolute fool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 This is all funny but will we end up suffering for this? We're suffering anyway. I'd gladly take another punch in the face if it means Ashley gets one. Exactly, bring it on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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