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I swear to god women's anti-antiperspirant is better like, yous need to try it. Keeps you bone dry.

get you some gelly mitchum clog them pores right up.

 

for real it's like quick pour concrete for the armpits. it's amazing.

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The only nice thing I can say about Lucas Perez is that he's slightly better than Rolan.

Is he better that Mitrovic, Riviere and Murphy?

Ok, he's also better than Riviere and Murphy. It's hardly a love song though :lol:

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I swear to god women's anti-antiperspirant is better like, yous need to try it. Keeps you bone dry.

get you some gelly mitchum clog them pores right up.

 

for real it's like quick pour concrete for the armpits. it's amazing.

 

mitchum ftw

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I once left a crusty, jizz covered handkerchief under the pillow, only to come home and find my aunt going at it in the sink with a brush & soap, saying to me "you really need to start using tissues for your cold instead of a handkerchief, these stains are impossible to remove after they dry."

 

True story. I left her house sharpish after and found my own lodgings.

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I swear to god women's anti-antiperspirant is better like, yous need to try it. Keeps you bone dry.

get you some gelly mitchum clog them pores right up.

 

for real it's like quick pour concrete for the armpits. it's amazing.

 

mitchum ftw

Driclor. I used it when I was about 18 and haven't had wet pits for the best part of a decade since. Clearly did myself some damage to the underarms but it worked.

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Creased at Hans using deodorant for a woman, definitely because he'd already treated the previous one like one. [emoji38]

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I swear to god women's anti-antiperspirant is better like, yous need to try it. Keeps you bone dry.

get you some gelly mitchum clog them pores right up.

 

for real it's like quick pour concrete for the armpits. it's amazing.

 

mitchum ftw

Driclor. I used it when I was about 18 and haven't had wet pits for the best part of a decade since. Clearly did myself some damage to the underarms but it worked.

Driclor is the fucking tits!

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