Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 This guy worked under the most successful manager in the history of the Premier League for 9 years. This is the thing i find most baffling. Of course he's never going to be as good as him or have players as good at his disposal, but surely when your own shit plan isn't working you'd just revert to copying exactly what Fergie did? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Every soundbite is an absolute stinker. He's a dismal manager, like. Absolutely nowt going for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 This was the money mike Ashley post [/img] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 I'd take Shola over Bruce I reckon. At least Shola's reasonably well spoken and articulate, and given he made a career out of being class in training he probably knows how to run a session properly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Catching up with this , all goes to show he’s an embarrassment to the club, he was sussed from day one and now hasn’t got the decency to jack it in. Arsenal could be his last , if it isn’t we are fucked. This kunt will be gone before the end of January surely? As for his presser , no words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Never met a more embarrassing bunch of quotes. What a fucking self pitying moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" "I have to accept what's coming my way." He fucking loves that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" Is that Beren in his new shoes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 This was the money mike Ashley post [/img] There is literally not a more 'Newcastle' move than doing that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 This was the money mike Ashley post [/img] There is literally not a more 'Newcastle' move than doing that. ‘Shurla tuck yiz down, haha’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Was this comment that got to me the most That's why all the nasty boys think you should be nowhere near the job, Steve. Every other manager in the league has at least half a brain, and uses it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Was this comment that got to me the most That's why all the nasty boys think you should be nowhere near the job, Steve. Every other manager in the league has at least half a brain, and uses it. Try your best!? Fuck me man, we're relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" I feel like "shut a few people up" should be squeezed in somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Was this comment that got to me the most He just admitted he has little managerial ability...ie out of his depth and forced to go to basics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Why doesn't he try short goal kicks instead of lumping to "big Joe"? Why not try 2 strikers? Try 4-4-2? Why not try 4-2-3-1? Why not try a set penis routine? Short corner routine? Why not try short passing and not lumping it forward in the air to your 5'10 lone striker? Why not try over loading the midfield and not the defence? Why not try Almirion behind Wilson and Gayle? Why not try Schar as a DM in front of 2 CB's? Nope, next game 5-4-1 and just have to work harder and try your best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Ha ha ha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 If I had to sit every week at work and explain how bad the team of people I manage are performing and then admit it's all my fault, serious questions would be asked of my performance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 He’s laughably thick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" "I have to accept what's coming my way." He fucking loves that one. While not accepting what's coming to him. Similar to the old "I'm not one to make excuses but here are my excuses." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Steve Bruce 'Great manager with a proven record unlucky tonight( English pundits) VS Rafa Benitez 'it was a game you thought, ‘go and try and win here and kick on,’ but it did not look good to me ( English pundits) :idiot2: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Ha ha ha what is this halfwit on about , just bore off LE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Creating a narrative to give his mate some degree of mitigation for the utter car crash he's creating. Notice how that Cunt Edwards doesn't mention why Perez ended up being worth £30m in the first place. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 He’s getting constant digs in at Rafa now - knew it wouldn’t take long! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 If you can bare to listen to his posh fake Geordie accent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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