Decky Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" I feel like "shut a few people up" should be squeezed in somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Was this comment that got to me the most He just admitted he has little managerial ability...ie out of his depth and forced to go to basics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Why doesn't he try short goal kicks instead of lumping to "big Joe"? Why not try 2 strikers? Try 4-4-2? Why not try 4-2-3-1? Why not try a set penis routine? Short corner routine? Why not try short passing and not lumping it forward in the air to your 5'10 lone striker? Why not try over loading the midfield and not the defence? Why not try Almirion behind Wilson and Gayle? Why not try Schar as a DM in front of 2 CB's? Nope, next game 5-4-1 and just have to work harder and try your best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Ha ha ha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 If I had to sit every week at work and explain how bad the team of people I manage are performing and then admit it's all my fault, serious questions would be asked of my performance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 He’s laughably thick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!" "I have to accept what's coming my way." He fucking loves that one. While not accepting what's coming to him. Similar to the old "I'm not one to make excuses but here are my excuses." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Steve Bruce 'Great manager with a proven record unlucky tonight( English pundits) VS Rafa Benitez 'it was a game you thought, ‘go and try and win here and kick on,’ but it did not look good to me ( English pundits) :idiot2: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Ha ha ha what is this halfwit on about , just bore off LE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Creating a narrative to give his mate some degree of mitigation for the utter car crash he's creating. Notice how that Cunt Edwards doesn't mention why Perez ended up being worth £30m in the first place. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 He’s getting constant digs in at Rafa now - knew it wouldn’t take long! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 If you can bare to listen to his posh fake Geordie accent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 If you can bare to listen to his posh fake Geordie accent Such a weird voice. The pronunciation of "I know". The fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Wish he'd fall on an actual hand grenade. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Every soundbite is an absolute stinker. He's a dismal manager, like. Absolutely nowt going for him. Yep. He has the same stench of failure about him as McClaren did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Good to see the pressure mounting on him - let him suffer every single day from now on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Creating a narrative to give his mate some degree of mitigation for the utter car crash he's creating. Notice how that Cunt Edwards doesn't mention why Perez ended up being worth £30m in the first place. Cunt. Yeah and interesting to see Luke claiming Bruce only got to spend £30m on players he wanted. One of those will be Callum Wilson who was supposedly on the list PIF provided. Somehow I think he can probably take more personal credit for Krafth and Hendrick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Steve Bruce: “Have I lost the dressing room? I’m the wrong person to ask of that, but I see nothing wrong with them against Arsenal, Liverpool and Leicester. But the hand grenade has been thrown in when we’re expected to win has happened too many times on my watch.” #NUFC No you’re not I mean if you can’t even gauge whether or not the squad is with or against you, what hope do you have? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Steve Bruce: “Have I lost the dressing room? I’m the wrong person to ask of that, but I see nothing wrong with them against Arsenal, Liverpool and Leicester. But the hand grenade has been thrown in when we’re expected to win has happened too many times on my watch.” #NUFC No you’re not I mean if you can’t even gauge whether or not the squad is with or against you, what hope do you have? He doesn't seem to confident there. Youd think he'd say something like "the squad are 100% behind me" if he knew there wasn't a problem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Was this comment that got to me the most That is an absolutely honking quote it's the premier league ffs, he makes it sound like under 10s fun club for the daft kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmintheChaos Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 This cunt been hounded out yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbthree3 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Fun quotes in this one https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-responds-bruce-out-19634517 Bruce added: "For those who think I'm going to walk away - I ain't. "I never will walk away from a challenge. "For those who think I am not good enough to manage Newcastle, some of them have said it from day one. "I have been in there and nearly managed 500 games at this level and if you look at the teams that I have managed in this league I have managed to do OK, down the road (Sunderland), Wigan, Birmingham and Hull. "I've given them the highest finishes they have ever had. "I am never going to be everybody's cup of tea which I have said repeatedly, the one thing I will never do is give in, and I will have a team that eventually mirrors what I am looking for. "That is the aim as long as I sit here." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Was this comment that got to me the most That is an absolutely honking quote it's the premier league ffs, he makes it sound like under 10s fun club for the daft kids. this cunt needs to go now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 What a joke. What an embarrassment, man. So pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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