toon25 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 hour ago, The Butcher said: Just a cut for the soft cunt. Good news. Thank fuck. Was genuinely shitting myself, as essential he's become Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Thank fuck it’s a laceration. Let’s hope it didn’t cut through anything serious and he’s back for pre-season dominating again. We really missed him against such a physical side today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 A mere battle wound for our immortal Brazilian Prince. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 He basically can't be arsed running after the kids when they go on holiday the morra Fair play to him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Wet paper towel sort that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, huss9 said: down to the bone, apparently. how the fuck did that happen? I would guess Lascelles studs scraping his leg somehow in the areal duel. Looked like he landed weird and hurt his ankle when it happend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 I was honestly fearing for our chances when he went off. The midfield was almost non-existent for all the efforts of Bruno and Longstaff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 10 hours ago, TRon said: I was honestly fearing for our chances when he went off. The midfield was almost non-existent for all the efforts of Bruno and Longstaff. wow, who would have thought? first name on the teamsheet nowadays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Good news…. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) Edited May 23, 2022 by PauloGeordio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Can't wait to see this beautiful man back for us next season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Imagine going back 6 months and showing someone that, they would assume he'd suddenly become a goal machine, or we'd had the worst second half of season and we gave it to him for being only one running around as we went down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I can’t believe how much he’s turned things around and I feel extremely bad for all the stick I’ve given him, shows I know fuck all about football really. As bad as some players can play and perform, it’s always great to see any player do well after poor starts and especially the good guys, which Joelinton is! Top marks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Biggest redemption arc the world has seen since Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, gbandit said: Can't wait to see this beautiful man back for us next season initially read that as "beautiful black man" and nearly spilt me coffee over the keyboard! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, PauloGeordio said: When I saw the top of that photo before scrolling down, I was worried it was another of those photoshopped “you’ll do for me, bonny lad” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabtoon Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Hopefully the laceration he suffered during the Burnley match heals fairly quickly. A deep laceration like joe suffered can take anywhere from 2 to 3 month to fully heal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, prefabtoon said: Hopefully the laceration he suffered during the Burnley match heals fairly quickly. A deep laceration like joe suffered can take anywhere from 2 to 3 month to fully heal. nah - 3-4 wks max unless he's lacetrated a tendon. i'd be worried if took 3 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Glad he's alright. Minging POTY trophy though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, Skeletor said: Minging POTY trophy though. Planet trophy special. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Good Joelinton thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitude20 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, The Prophet said: Good Joelinton thread. That’s what I said about him in the other thread. His passing stats are much less than what is expected from a Premier League midfielder. I trust Howe if he sees a chance of improving his passing since he is still new in this position, but how much can he improve taking his age into account? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 55 minutes ago, Solitude20 said: That’s what I said about him in the other thread. His passing stats are much less than what is expected from a Premier League midfielder. I trust Howe if he sees a chance of improving his passing since he is still new in this position, but how much can he improve taking his age into account? To be fair they state in that thread it's not his technical passing ability. It's the decision making on what passes to make. I think that comes with changing to a completely new position and is something that is likely easier to coach. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 If you took away his passing stats for the 1st 10 mins of a game and unopposed 10 yard passes those stats would look a whole lot better. So glad they didn’t include stats on how he does in the oppo box 😂. And yet, despite all that he’s been fantastic 👏👏👏👏 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 He's not perfect and I couldn't give a shit. He's been vital to the way we play due to his natural athleticism and physicality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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